Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[smeags]

haaaa

[MDS]

doesnt this type of slaughter happen in africa everyday ?

yes but africa is barren wasteland with zero resources and nothing but dark people

syria is near israel (JEWS!) and oil

[ice grillin you]

its also who you are friends with

syria is homeboys with russia and china

for example let somalia turn into yemen and become an AQ african outpost...we will all of sudden care about africa because it becomes a slight threat to the united states

but when its millions of africans killing each other......eh

[MDS]

do politicians care less about african genocide or stillupfronts and spics killing each other in the ghetto

i feel likes its a toss up

[Tomahawk]

Africa has an abundance of natural resources.

[General_Failure]

Just not enough oil near a seaport.

[smeags]

exactly ... but let dick chenney find some black gold while on safari and man ... suddenly the US has to rush to the aid of all africans to and bring freedom and liberty to the continent.

[ice grillin you]

john kerry looks like mickey rourke in sin city

[SD]

Romney on Syria during the Presidential debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YJPxmAi2diU

oops

[MDS]

http://gawker.com/george-zimmerman-in-jail-after-domestic-violence-incide-1278931374

homeboy doin work....republican wet dream commence

[Rome]

I get that Fox opposes the Syria peace plan because its modus operandi is to foment dissent in the form of a relentless, irrational contrarianism to Barack Obama and all things Democratic to advance its ultimate objective of creating a deliberately misinformed body politic whose fear, anger, mistrust and discontent is the manna upon which it sustains its parasitic, succubus like existence, BUT... sorry, I blacked out for a second I was saying something?

- Jon Stewart


Holy shtein boom.

[Tomahawk]

The Truth about Obama

[ice grillin you]

florida

White Dude Trying to Shut Down Government Compares Self to Rosa Parks

I can totally understand a person consciously trying to not pay attention to Congress lately; everyone knows that the best way to deal with a child throwing a tantrum is to refuse to reward them with attention. But we've gotten to the point where the Congressional toddler is holding his breath and threatening to pass out, throwing small heavy objects at windows, banging his head against a wall. We've gotten to the point where the government is on the verge of shutting down, and the people responsible for it are comparing themselves to Rosa Parks.

Ted Yoho, a white man from Florida — who, prior to his election to Congress for the first time last fall was a large animal veterinarian — made the stunningly idiotic proclamation yesterday, when he told the New York Times,

"It only takes one with passion — look at Rosa Parks, Lech Walesa, Martin Luther King," Rep. Ted Yoho (R-FL), who was elected to the House last year, told the New York Times in a story published Friday. "People with passion that speak up, they'll have people follow them because they believe the same way, and smart leadership listens to that."

This is so tone deaf that it makes Heidi Montag's Miss Universe performance sound like Mozart's Don Giovanni.

No, Ted Yoho, you swampdwelling farg: shutting the government down because you don't want people to have health care is exactly the opposite of the sort of thing that black female civil rights leader Rosa Parks, former Polish President and human rights activist Lech Walesa, and pacifist civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr. would do. Are you having a stroke? Has every Republican in the US House of Representatives been having simultaneous strokes since January?

Have words just... stopped meaning things? I'm serious, dear readers. Between this and that hypocritical anti-Obamacare ad urging women to keep Uncle Sam out of their vaginas that premiered this week, I'm beginning to worry that the ongoing conservative analogy crisis has reached critical mass.

[Rome]

Anyone see a common theme here?

[phattymatty]

all of their suits are horribly tailored.