Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[ice grillin you]

i think the fbi should definitely get involved with and spend resources on spats btwn jealous women bickering over a man

[Diomedes]

I think the FBI should investigate threats made across state lines/over the internet.  Investigations uncover shtein.

[General_Failure]

The FBI could hire every unemployed person in the US and still not have enough manpower to investigate every threat made on the internet.

[Seabiscuit36]

i'll stab you in the neck GF!

[Diomedes]

That's it, I'm calling my FBI friend.  We're going to find out just who is farging who in your Contacts.

[General_Failure]

They're all farging matty. Mystery solved.

[Seabiscuit36]

Seriously though.  This Kelly chick is a poor mans version of Kim Kardashian.  She's posing in windows today, knowing cameras are all over.  They're deep in debt, losing their mansion(i feel so bad for them).  Something tells me this blows up again on the FBI. 

[phattymatty]

seems hard to believe but still hilarious.

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/11/mitt-romney-allegedly-received-no-votes-in-59-philadelphia-districts

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If it is fraud, it's the dumbest case I've ever seen. From what I've read, the districts in question usually go at about a 90% clip for Democrats... so why not give Romney 2-3% of the vote and make it seem legit? Completely throwing out all of his votes draws an unnecessary investigation, I'd think.

[rjs246]

http://www.ericgarland.co/2012/11/09/letter-to-a-future-republican-strategist-regarding-white-people/

Standing ovation...

Gay marriage - As the child of Baby Boomers who got divorced (as was the fashion!) in the 80s and 90s, and for whom 50% of my friends had their homes broken by divorce in the critical years before age 18, I sure am unsympathetic to your caterwauling bullshtein that "gays will destroy the sanctity of marriage." Perhaps if everyone in your generation didn't take the period of 1978 – 1995 to start surreptitiously banging their neighbors and coworkers, only to abandon their kids because "they just weren't happy," I would take your defense of marriage more seriously. The institution of Middle Class suburban marriage was broken by the generation of aging white Baby Boomers who populate what is left of the Republican Party, so your defense is wrongheaded and disingenuous. And moreover, as someone who got called "flag" about 127 times a day from the years 1985 through 1991 – guess what – I grew up to be pretty good friends with actual homosexuals, whose sexual orientation is usually the least significant thing about them. The Republican perseveration on homosexuals as any sort of threat consigns them to history's trough of intellectual pig dung.

Best part by far.

[phattymatty]

i have purposely not paid attention to this petraeus thing because it just seems like stupid housewife gossip, but obviously it's more. can someone quickly tell me why this is a big deal? he farged another woman...and?

[ice grillin you]

its not a big deal and youd do well to continue not paying attention

[phattymatty]

i was getting a slice last night and there were a bunch of photographers around and it appears this bitch is hiding in mt. pleasant right now.

[rjs246]

Not very well apparently.

[Tomahawk]

I thought porn star and entrepreneur Jill Kelly; not slut Jill Kelley.


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