Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[Seabiscuit36]

My buddy thinks you did an excellent drop portraying Romney

[reese125]

tell him what your buddy really said Sea, "oh my god....how pretty was that penis he drew?"

[Seabiscuit36]

Nah, i sent it to him because he's got pretty much the same artistic flare as Seth from Super Bad. 

[rjs246]

Mitt looks awfully happy in that little doodle.

[General_Failure]

And now we know your name is Moneyshot Handjob.

[Rome]

Haha.. Nice Matty.

[hbionic]

'F' you. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hahaha beautiful job

[Diomedes]

The best part is they paid to mail that to themselves.  It's one of the principal reasons I'm registered Republican:  I get to waste their time and money without giving up any of mine.  It's particularly fun to participate in the occasional Rasmussen opinion polls that call me.

[phattymatty]

the funny thing is i literally just switched from independent to democrat last week while getting a new license.

i figure if everyone mailed back empty prepaid envelopes we could waste millions of their dollars. unless that's paid for whether you use it or not. don't know the details of that ish.

[Diomedes]

They are charged only for usage.  That is, only if the envelope is actually carried by the USPS.

I always send them back.

Every credit card offer I get I place the papers back in the envelope they sent and put it right back in the mail.  Costs them a few pennies, plus they have to pay someone to open it and identify that it's nothing.  And, they then have to dispose of it.  What's more, it gives the post office something to do.

[Geowhizzer]

They are charged only for usage.  That is, only if the envelope is actually carried by the USPS.

I always send them back.

Every credit card offer I get I place the papers back in the envelope they sent and put it right back in the mail.  Costs them a few pennies, plus they have to pay someone to open it and identify that it's nothing.  And, they then have to dispose of it.  What's more, it gives the post office something to do.

Patriotism!

[Diomedes]

Can we just keep that our little secret?

[hbionic]

WTF? Hey...Dio...I thought you were digging us a tunnel to Dio Island. I'm ready to buy a lot. You're going to need Mexicans whether you like it or not. And you know this. Man!

[Diomedes]

I don't dig tunnels; I ain't no engineer.

Besides, for labor I prefer Salvadorans.  They haven't been Americanized yet.  Mexicans are lazy entitled slugs by comparison, especially the farther north their hometowns.  Sonoran Mexicans are as bad as American blacks, but Mexicans from Oaxaca and Chiapas are actually pretty good workers.