Eagle conspiracy theories

[MURP]

season is toast, time for rumors. 


1.  Problem- Rod Hood a healthy scratch from Titans game:

possible cause: contract issues led to Andy Reid benching Hood.

conspiracy cause:  Eagles promised Joselio some playing time in return for dropping a massive lawsuit against the organization for displaying his wang during a post game interview.



add yours. 

[Rome]

Reno Mahe has pictures of Andy Reid getting blown by a a half-polish lesbian transvestite, hence his continued presence on the roster year after year.

[Wingspan]

Reno Mahe has pictures of Andy Reid getting blown by a a half-polish lesbian transvestite, hence his continued presence on the roster year after year.

yeah, nevermind that he's actually played well this season

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Titans mess overshadowed a very good game for Mahe.

[Wingspan]

Problem: Phantom Season Ticket waiting list

Possible cause: Standing room only tickets

Residual problem: Linc ramps can't hold it.

Conspiracy: Tank the season. People wont show up. Hence the eagles are saving lives by keeping them from the games.

[Feva]

The Titans mess overshadowed a very good game for Mahe.

Truth.  Mahe was excellent.

[Diomedes]

Yeah, everyone love Reno now.

LOL at the conspiracies on offer. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I don't love Reno at all, but his performance to talent ratio has been higher than nearly everyone else on the team.

[MDS]

Problem- the linebackers suck

possible cause: the eagles dont value the position and believe they can get by with the likes of mccoy and jones

conspiracy cause: andy reid and jim johnson are actually mentally retarted and think that what they have passes as good

[Feva]

I guess I just don't irrationally bash him like other people do.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Problem - The playcalling heavily favors the pass and is extremely predictable when it counts.

Possible Cause - Andy Reid is stuck in his ways and truly believes it's the best way to win consistently in the NFL.

Conspiracy - Andy is a racist and is secretly trying to kill McNabb so he can eventually draft a proper white Mormon successor.

[Wingspan]

Problem - The playcalling heavily favors the pass and is extremely predictable when it counts.

Possible Cause - Andy Reid is stuck in his ways and truly believes it's the best way to win consistently in the NFL.

Conspiracy - Andy is a racist and is secretly trying to kill McNabb so he can eventually draft a proper white Mormon successor. After he found out Koy wasn't mormon like Ty.

[Quasimoto]

Problem:  Eagle video played in unison with fight song bears strong resemblance to Nazi propaganda films

Possible cause:  The clips in the video are of old Eagle games from the 40s and 50s

Conspiracy: Jeff and Joe (they're not really jewish like the taterskins and their fans would have you believe) have embedded sublimnal images and messages in the video in the song.  If you go through the video frame by frame every 45 seconds you will notice a huge swastika flash across the screen.  Also if you play the fight song backwards you can hear "Heil Hitler" being shouted.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Problem: Donovan McNabb will always be Andy Reid's QB.

Probable cause: Andy is totally sold on McNabb's leadership abilities and QB talent.

Conspiracy: Donovan is Andy's biological son.

[MURP]

Problem:  Broderick Bunkley doesnt play a single snap against the Titans.

Probable Cause:  He Sucks

Conspiracy Cause:  Bunkley would not sign a 10 year 15 million dollar extension.  Reid will teach him a lesson or two about contract negotiations with the Eagles.