How much do you drink each week?

Started by Beermonkey, November 17, 2006, 11:42:54 AM

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Diomedes

Actually, I'm sure they wouldn't.  fargers think they're entitled to my charity.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Drunkmasterflex

Right before I joined the Army, I had to go see a doctor about chronic heartburn.  He ran some tests because he thought I may have stomach cancer or ulcer.  It turned out just to be acid reflux disease.   He told me I couldn't drink anymore, and if I did at most 1-2 beers.  He gave me some Prevacid and that healed me up pretty good.  I only stopped drinking for two weeks.  I really couldn't deal with it.   So far I am fine.
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ice grillin you

^^^^
my brother has that as well

never heard of him being told that he shouldnt drink tho and he still does so like a fish
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Father Demon

I have the same thing.  The strangest thing is that it really only affects me when I drink a lot of water.  Beer, liquor, kool-aid, tes, soda (before I quit soda) and everything else causes no symptoms. 

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

I went through an entire bottle of Maker's yesterday during our turkey day festivities at my sister's house.  I now need her to have children so that I can finally be the drunk uncle no one likes to talk about.  Too bad she's a lesbo. 

PoopyfaceMcGee

You and your Maker's... you realize there are other drinks, right?

Then again, I guess if you can open beers with your penis, you can drink whatever you want.

Sgt PSN


Quasimoto

Decided to drink by myself tonight (which is always a GREAT idea).  Once I get zesty I'll be sure to post vulgarities and insults your guys way!

I love this board.

rjs246

Why don't you take your friggin Risk turn instead. Ass.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Quasimoto

Quote from: rjs246 on November 27, 2006, 07:23:11 PM
Why don't you take your friggin Risk turn instead. Ass.

That website always times out on me.  So I gave up.  Can't you guys just kick me out of the game? 

rjs246

Not for another day or so. You suck at teh internets.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Quasimoto

Go ahead and kick me out and take all my territories.  I hearby note that all my land goes to rjs.  Ruler of the Free World.

rjs246

You're useless. Go back to drinking you sot.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Quasimoto


Diomedes

Now would be a good time to revert to your given handle.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger