How much do you drink each week?

Started by Beermonkey, November 17, 2006, 11:42:54 AM

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Quasimoto


Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Quasimoto

Indeed it was.  Changed back.  :)  Welcome Back Beef Rapp.

Diomedes

Much better.  I get tired of keeping track of who's who.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Quasimoto


Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: Diomedes on November 27, 2006, 07:45:08 PM
Much better.  I get tired of keeping track of who's who.

Damn.

BTW...to keep things on track, I'm currently enjoying a glass of Bailey's on the rocks.

Diomedes

Nice try King Cole.  I can smell your crap from across the internets.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: Diomedes on November 27, 2006, 07:55:10 PM
Nice try King Cole.  I can smell your crap from across the internets.

Are you talking about the screen name change? I'm pretty sure that's Sus.

rjs246

Wow, people just aren't picking up on the jokes around here today...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: rjs246 on November 27, 2006, 08:17:54 PM
Wow, people just aren't picking up on the jokes around here today...

It's because of all the farging alcohol.

SD_Eagle5

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Cerevant

Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on November 24, 2006, 03:09:17 PM
Right before I joined the Army, I had to go see a doctor about chronic heartburn.  He ran some tests because he thought I may have stomach cancer or ulcer.  It turned out just to be acid reflux disease.   He told me I couldn't drink anymore, and if I did at most 1-2 beers.  He gave me some Prevacid and that healed me up pretty good.  I only stopped drinking for two weeks.  I really couldn't deal with it.   So far I am fine.

The top 3 aggravators of reflux:

1) Alcohol
2) Chocolate
3) Garlic

When I was suffering I said "farg that" and just took more Zantac.

BTW, when I lost 60 pounds, my reflux went away.
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Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: Cerevant on November 28, 2006, 09:10:35 AMBTW, when I lost 60 pounds, my reflux went away.

Same here. I used to worry about eating stuff like nachos anytime after noon, because I knew it would be brutal come bedtime. That doesn't happen now. Of course, I rarely eat nachos these days, as well.

Drunkmasterflex

I guess yesterday I had to make up for not drinking all week.  I drank 10-14 beers, a bottle of wine, and half a bottle of wiskey, and a couple shots of Crown.  Believe it or not I did not black out or act insanely drunk.
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Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on December 17, 2006, 06:29:26 PM
I guess yesterday I had to make up for not drinking all week.  I drank 10-14 beers, a bottle of wine, and half a bottle of wiskey, and a couple shots of Crown.  Believe it or not I did not black out or act insanely drunk.

I don't believe that. 
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