How much do you drink each week?

Started by Beermonkey, November 17, 2006, 11:42:54 AM

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Susquehanna Birder

Did you ever have to not drink at a party? It's amazing how intolerably a-holish people get after a few drinks (but it's unnoticeable when you have a few yourself). Kudos to people who go to parties, stay sober, and don't go postal on all us drunken idiots.

General_Failure

I tried some vodka last night with dinner. Tasted like rubbing alcohol.

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no shtein. try mixing it next time mcsoberness
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rjs246

Quote from: General_Failure on November 21, 2006, 08:15:42 PM
I tried some vodka last night with dinner. Tasted like rubbing alcohol.

What are you, 14?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

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Munson

Quote from: rjs246 on November 21, 2006, 10:52:45 AM
Anyway, people who don't like beer and prefer liquor also give me a willies... actually that's not accurate, they just remind me of women. What kind of man doesn't like a dozen or so beers? No kind of man.

Beer takes too long. I mean if I'm playing beer pong and chuggin the stuff cup after cup and running the table, then yeah it works. But I like to get myself drunk fast, and if there's more liqor to drink I'll drink it 'til I'm smashed, which takes a lot less then beer. If there's no more liquor, I'll switch to beer to keep myself drunk/buzzed and give me that blurry eye-sight drunk, which is something that liquor never does for me.

I guess you can call me a "woman" because I like to mix drinks. But I always make them stronger then they're supposed to be, because I'm not drinking for the taste. I'm drinking to get myself shtein faced as fast and for as long as possible. This is why Everclear rules. But I'll mix Vodka, Rum, Brandy, anything that's 70 proof and up, if there isn't any grain on hand.

Grain. :drool
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

I'm glad that our token underaged drinker has contributed his fascinating take on mixed drinks and why drinking them as fast as possible is super neato.

Can we get back to the big boy conversation now? Thanks.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

Quote from: rjs246 on November 22, 2006, 12:33:42 AM
I'm glad that our token underaged drinker has contributed his fascinating take on mixed drinks and why drinking them as fast as possible is super neato.

Can we get back to the big boy conversation now? Thanks.

No no, see, you messed it up. Drinking beer as fast as possible is good....if not, it won't have any effect.

Liqour,  on the other hand, will get you pretty zesty anyway, no need to drink 'em down fast. Get with the program bitch.

And yes, you can return to your "how to aquire a beer gut" conversation.....but liquor > beer. Grain > everything.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

I hope that throwing that little 'bitch' in there helped you feel a better about your feminine drinking habits. It's pretty pathetic that someone like you can come onto this board, which is chock full of the most immature people on the planet, and still stick out like a sore thumb as the little boy of the group.

Enjoy your Everclear!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

Quote from: rjs246 on November 21, 2006, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 21, 2006, 08:15:42 PM
I tried some vodka last night with dinner. Tasted like rubbing alcohol.

What are you, 14?

26, and I don't drink anything besides rum. However, there was vodka in the house, and some orange juice, and nothing else to go with dinner. So, rubbing alcohol it was.

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PoopyfaceMcGee

I thought grain was pretty neato also until one special night freshman year.

Now, I'm fairly certain grain is the devil.  And also you seriously can't have realistic opinions on this matter until you're actually of legal age.  If you're underage, you drink to get drunk.  Every time.  If you're of age, you can at least kid yourself into drinking just to drink... and that's where the fun really begins.

Seabiscuit36

I used to drink Grain in HS and Freshman year of College.  We would drive down to Maryland on sundays since Delaware wouldnt sell beer on Gods Day  :paranoid.  It was a standard of getting a bottle of everclear for the ride back to wilmington, and 2 30's of miller lite.  The goal was always to drink the bottle between the 2/3 of us before getting back, then playing icehole/kings court/spades all night. 
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ice grillin you

However, there was vodka in the house, and some orange juice, and nothing else to go with dinner. So, rubbing alcohol it was.

how do you even taste vodka when its in oj
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Seabiscuit36

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