Donte' Stallworth

SunMo · November 09, 2006, 08:00:34 PM

he did in fact cure AIDS...but when he went to take the cure to the people who could mass produce it, he was too slow and missed the elevator. and then walking down the steps he dropped the test tube and the cure was lost

Sgt PSN · November 09, 2006, 08:01:42 PM

Quote from: SunMo on November 09, 2006, 07:56:37 PM
why are you so negative?

Eagles
Phillies
Flyers
Sixers

ice grillin you · November 09, 2006, 08:02:34 PM

he did in fact cure AIDS...but when he went to take the cure to the people who could mass produce it, he was too slow and missed the elevator. and then walking down the steps he dropped the test tube and the cure was lost

you are an IDIOT!

Munson · November 09, 2006, 09:54:28 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 09, 2006, 07:55:03 PM
it actually was worse than that because baskett really shouldnt be in the nfl and he was talkin like he deserved to be a starter and would get numbers in that role when stallworth went down

hanky poo has nine catches in eight games

Hank did well in the the first couple of games he started for Stallworth, but his and LJ Smith's production has trailed off the last few weeks, as has the offense's as a whole. His looks will continute to go up as the season goes on and he gains expierence...but he won't, obviously, get the looks he'd get as a starter.

rjs246 · November 09, 2006, 10:51:52 PM

Clown.

Rome · November 10, 2006, 12:55:37 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 09, 2006, 07:38:28 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 09, 2006, 06:30:18 PM
Just to be clear, I have no illusions about Stallworth getting close to 950. No way he does it. But since this season is basically in the toilet, I figured what the hell, I might as well have something to root for the rest of the way, and Stallworth getting 950 is a hell of a lot more likely than the Eagles making the playoffs at this juncture.

You're gonna get DRUNK!

DONE!

Tomahawk · November 10, 2006, 10:12:54 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 09, 2006, 04:32:42 PM
Just kidding. I'll find something much worse by then.

You do realize you're betting he'll have 646+ yards receiving in the 2nd half of the season, right?

Three Wise Men

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 10, 2006, 11:15:34 AM

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Old Granddad? Meh. It's just whiskey, basically.

Tomahawk · November 10, 2006, 12:17:27 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 10, 2006, 11:15:34 AM
Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Old Granddad? Meh. It's just whiskey, basically.

Jim, Jack, and Jose

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 10, 2006, 12:37:36 PM

Jose? Yikes. That's nasty.

Tomahawk · November 10, 2006, 01:35:44 PM

Indeed it is. I'm just trying to help.

Yeti · November 10, 2006, 02:14:09 PM

Forest Fire:
3/4 shot everclear grain alcohol
1/4 shot tabasco sauce

rjs246 · November 10, 2006, 02:14:47 PM

Ha! Wrong thread, hippy.

Sgt PSN · November 10, 2006, 02:15:32 PM

I just started a thread for this. Putz.

Yeti · November 10, 2006, 02:36:19 PM

A cement mixer and a forest fire would probably lead to a healthy barf. I thought I would offer this up to FF since Stallworth isn't going to get half that number for the rest of the season.

I'll spell it out next time for those of you posting with plastic helmets on.