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Started by raysanti, October 05, 2006, 11:12:28 AM

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raysanti

Sorry guy. Don't swing that way. You'll just have to take a guess. 1 in 81 are good odds.

cj2112

Quote from: raysanti on October 05, 2006, 01:34:36 PM
Sorry guy. Don't swing that way. You'll just have to take a guess. 1 in 81 are good odds.

And he's dumb, too.

SunMo

i have so many options to choose from, but i think i'm leaning towards...

i hope you have a heart attack on the morning of your daughter's wedding

it just feels right
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

phattymatty

before or after she gets raped?

mpmcgraw

Quote from: SunMo on October 05, 2006, 03:36:38 PM
i have so many options to choose from, but i think i'm leaning towards...

i hope you have a heart attack on the morning of your daughter's wedding

it just feels right
This implies that he has had sex.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: mpmcgraw on October 05, 2006, 04:01:02 PM
Quote from: SunMo on October 05, 2006, 03:36:38 PM
i have so many options to choose from, but i think i'm leaning towards...

i hope you have a heart attack on the morning of your daughter's wedding

it just feels right
This implies that he has had sex.

With a lady person. 

raysanti

I'm very glad to know you guys think so highly of me. I mean, this kind of treatment has never befallen a Cowboys fan on this site has it?  :-o

You like me, you really like me :-D

SunMo

Quote from: phattymatty on October 05, 2006, 03:41:47 PM
before or after she gets raped?

during.

i hope his last vision before he clutches his chest and closes his eyes for the last time is his precious getting a train run on her by a gaggle of mexican midgets
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

TRUCK RATHMAN

Quote from: raysanti on October 05, 2006, 01:27:37 PM
Quote from: cj2112 on October 05, 2006, 01:18:42 PM
If you were a man, you'd nut up and go to a game at the Linc.

Like all Cowboys fans, you have a big mouth and small guts. 

I know actual Cowboy fans who follow their team on the road, and will be there on Sunday.  You undoubtedly won't be, thus you aren't a real fan.

Now get back to work, I can smell the fries burning from here.
Well, like the other guy side, if I'm a p*$$y for not wanting to get beer, vomit and God knows what else poured on me while having stale stadium food and batteries thrown at me, I guess I'm guilty as charged. Forgive me for not wanting to spend nearly $70 for all that enjoyment.

Cuz, you know, that's what going to the stadium to watch a game is all about. At least when it comes to the Eagles.

The old mantra of "You aren't a man unless you get berated at the Vet/Linc" must apply here. Afraid I haven't read that one.

It's possible I might go to a Phillie game next spring, but that doesn't mean much. From what I've been told, Phillie fans have nothing on you guys.

what a puss


cowboys22

#40
I was drinking a snapple today and  as always I was excited to read the fun fact under the cap.  Anyways, it was so interesting I wanted to share...

16719 days, 17 hours, 53 minutes, and 35 seconds have passed since the Eagles won a championship!

I cant wait till I come across the one about the whole city.

How does it feel to be a city of losers?

Go Cowboys!

Cowboys 32
Feagles  17

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote« Last Edit: Today at 07:57:16 PM by cowboys22 »

If what you left is what's still there, what in the hell did you edit OUT?

cowboys22

Quote from: FFatPatt on October 05, 2006, 08:01:03 PM
Quote« Last Edit: Today at 07:57:16 PM by cowboys22 »

If what you left is what's still there, what in the hell did you edit OUT?

I added the ?

Feva

Quote from: cowboys22 on October 05, 2006, 08:11:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 05, 2006, 08:01:03 PM
Quote« Last Edit: Today at 07:57:16 PM by cowboys22 »

If what you left is what's still there, what in the hell did you edit OUT?

I added the ?

You should have added "I'm off to kill myself now."
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PoopyfaceMcGee

"I am Emmitt Smith."




Hahaha.  Flamer.