Eagles cut Detmer, Pinkston; sign Feeley

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Alcohol is not a stimulant, douchebag.  It's a depressant.  Hence, football gets me more amped up than it does you.

When the Eagles play, I act like a little kid watching professional wrestling. I need the beer to tone me down.

Exactly.  SunMo obviously doesn't enjoy the game as much as the likes of you and me.

[rjs246]

I snort gasoline and dirt. Through my eyesocket.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I snort gasoline and dirt. Through my eyesocket.

Stop forcing your opinions on me.

Really. Quit. It.

[SunMo]

Exactly.  SunMo obviously doesn't enjoy the game as much as the likes of you and me.

i can understand why you get drunk.  you don't quite understand what you see on the field, so it's boring to you.  so, you need to get drunk to have fun, hey man, that's cool.  i'm the same way with church.

i think drinking in church is something we can all get behind.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i can understand why you get drunk.  you don't quite understand what you see on the field, so it's boring to you.  so, you need to get drunk to have fun, hey man, that's cool.  i'm the same way with church.

i think drinking in church is something we can all get behind.

Stop pulling at my heartstrings to get me on board.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Exactly.  SunMo obviously doesn't enjoy the game as much as the likes of you and me.

i can understand why you get drunk.  you don't quite understand what you see on the field, so it's boring to you.  so, you need to get drunk to have fun, hey man, that's cool.  i'm the same way with church.

i think drinking in church is something we can all get behind.

Or get in, depending on whether or not you happen to be clurgy.

[ice grillin you]

tailgate>game

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

tailgate>game

Agreed.  When attending a game live, one should be so drunk before entering the stadium that actually drinking during the game is only for buzz maintenance purposes.

[SunMo]

why would you spend at least $600 on something and then get drunk and forget about it?

[Beermonkey]

@ your sig.

ttllabtoof's head might explode.

I just got my Giants ticket of those fargs today. $14 as a transaction fee & another $16.50 for shipping. They didn't even wipe me off with a warm cloth afterwards.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

why would you spend at least $600 on something and then get drunk and forget about it?

Because you had to spend $600?

[rjs246]

tailgate>game>life

[T_Section224]

why would you spend at least $600 on something and then get drunk and forget about it?

that has only happened to me for one half of one game, otherwise i'm enjoying my drunkeness and appreciating the beauty of the game.

BM, i have sig's turned off, what does yours say?

[Beermonkey]

why would you spend at least $600 on something and then get drunk and forget about it?

that has only happened to me for one half of one game, otherwise i'm enjoying my drunkeness and appreciating the beauty of the game.

BM, i have sig's turned off, what does yours say?

Turn'em back on you nancy girl.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

why would you spend at least $600 on something and then get drunk and forget about it?

The key is maintaining a level of drunkenness just under blacking out, so you can easily push it over the edge if the situation warrant it - a la Super Bowl XXXIX.