Eagles cut Detmer, Pinkston; sign Feeley

Drunkmasterflex · August 30, 2006, 02:22:48 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 30, 2006, 01:19:35 PM
I was buzzing, but not piss drunk. That was what happened afterwards. The plan was I'd be either crying in my beer or celebrating by abusing my liver.

I learned my lesson about getting shteinfaced before games. Beermonkey, Eaglez and SDEagle remember the Rams game in 2002 well. That was the time SD_Eagle fell down the steps on his ass, got up and performed a nice E-A-G-L-E-S...EAGLES!! chant (judges scored it 10 all around except for the French judge. She gave it a 6.5). I was so farged up I barely remember anything. I didn't realize ND Kalu had 4 sacks until it was on the Phanavision at the end. I only remember Bobby T INT TD.

I was the same way I was fairly drunk and then got annihalated after the game. I went behind the bar and started chugging Jameson.

rjs246 · August 30, 2006, 02:23:36 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 30, 2006, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 30, 2006, 02:16:14 PM
tailgate>game

Agreed. When attending a game live, one should be so drunk before entering the stadium that actually drinking during the game is only for buzz maintenance purposes.

At $8 a pop, they should each come with a drunk barslut so that not only are you maintaining buzz-levels but you're able to do something productive with your beer-infused football boner.

PhillyPhanInDC · August 30, 2006, 02:24:00 PM

Beating Bunkley78 and/or moats23 with a spiked aluminum bat>tailgate>game>life

T_Section224 · August 30, 2006, 02:24:42 PM

Quote from: Beermonkey on August 30, 2006, 02:22:44 PMTurn'em back on you nancy girl.

that may be the dumbest sig eva

phattymatty · August 30, 2006, 02:24:58 PM

my rule is to only get thrown out of/black out during one game per year. the rest i get pretty drunk but stay coherent.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 30, 2006, 02:25:16 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 30, 2006, 02:24:00 PM
Beating Bunkley78 and/or moats23 with a spiked aluminum bat>tailgate>game>life

They don't rate nearly that highly on my list, freak.

PhillyPhanInDC · August 30, 2006, 02:25:40 PM

Quote from: T_Section224 on August 30, 2006, 02:24:42 PM
that may be the dumbest sig eva

If you don't like it, why don't you just turn sigs off then? Christ.

phillywin2k5 · August 30, 2006, 02:26:50 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on August 30, 2006, 01:46:48 PM
I get very drunk. For every game. Always. Anything less would be unacceptable.

wish i could as well but the 2 hour drive home probably wouldnt fare well on the NJTP

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 30, 2006, 02:26:59 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on August 30, 2006, 02:24:58 PM
my rule is to only get thrown out of/black out during one game per year. the rest i get pretty drunk but stay coherent.

It's weird how that coincides with the Eagles visiting Landover, MD almost every year.

I expect you to choose the October 8 game this year, though... or make an exception to your rule this year.

Beermonkey · August 30, 2006, 02:27:12 PM

Quote from: T_Section224 on August 30, 2006, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 30, 2006, 02:22:44 PMTurn'em back on you nancy girl.
that may be the dumbest sig eva

It's only temporary & it seemed timely based on the "Ticket Scalpers Choke" thread. I'll change it to a squirrel with giants testicles once I get home.

PhillyPhanInDC · August 30, 2006, 02:27:43 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 30, 2006, 02:25:16 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 30, 2006, 02:24:00 PM
Beating Bunkley78 and/or moats23 with a spiked aluminum bat>tailgate>game>life

They don't rate nearly that highly on my list, freak.

How about:

Beating Bunkley78 and/or moats23 with a spiked aluminum bat while drunk at a game>tailgate>game>life

?

phillywin2k5 · August 30, 2006, 02:28:13 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 30, 2006, 01:50:21 PM
I'm trying to see this from SunMo's perspective, but I just can't really do it. Drunkenness and watching football go together better than macaroni and cheese.

nothing is better than getting drunk at college THEN the MAC & CHEESE

TexasEagle · August 30, 2006, 02:29:22 PM

Man, Dave hit the pipe hard before starting this gem of an article:

QuoteFirst, a note of respect and thanks for the years of service provided by Koy Detmer and Todd Pinkston. Both are true professionals. Both will continue to play in this league.

Just say NO, Dave!

phillywin2k5 · August 30, 2006, 02:31:38 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 30, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 30, 2006, 02:14:51 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 30, 2006, 02:12:33 PM
Exactly. SunMo obviously doesn't enjoy the game as much as the likes of you and me.

i can understand why you get drunk. you don't quite understand what you see on the field, so it's boring to you. so, you need to get drunk to have fun, hey man, that's cool. i'm the same way with church.

i think drinking in church is something we can all get behind.

Or get in, depending on whether or not you happen to be clurgy.

as long as its not the Catholic church then you need to keep the future Eagle fans away while you are drinking

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 30, 2006, 02:31:55 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 30, 2006, 02:27:43 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 30, 2006, 02:25:16 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 30, 2006, 02:24:00 PM
Beating Bunkley78 and/or moats23 with a spiked aluminum bat>tailgate>game>life

They don't rate nearly that highly on my list, freak.

How about:

Beating Bunkley78 and/or moats23 with a spiked aluminum bat while drunk at a game>tailgate>game>life

?

Still too high. I'm completely indifferent to their quality of life.

But that is incredibly accurate, the Eagles should hire Koy as a ST assistant coach specializing in holding! YES!