Mud Butt

Started by rjs246, July 01, 2005, 12:37:54 PM

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SD_Eagle5

#165
March 18, 2007, 11:14:48 AM
I drank way too much Guinness last night, woke up and there was a black block of shtein sitting in the toilet. I'm nursing the mother of all hangovers this morning.

Seabiscuit36

#166
March 18, 2007, 12:42:16 PM
I made the mistake of getting extra hot boneless wings last night.  MudButt plus burning
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Zanshin

#167
March 18, 2007, 09:17:28 PM
I went with a 24-oz steak last night and had the requisite pints of Guiness.  Wrapped that up with a a bunch of Starbucks in the morning.  End result: mud butt.

hbionic

#168
November 05, 2007, 04:59:17 PM
Had a dream last night that I had a take dump so I was dreaming I was at a restroom going #2...then I wake up and I laid this loud ass fart. Then I fell back asleep and I had to take another dump. I soon woke up and I had to go, so I went and it felt good.

My whole life I had never dreamt of taking a crap and then waking up ready  to go. I've dream I needed to pee really bad and woke up and drained it, but never, ever had I dream of going poop and then waking up to do it. Strange.

I've been up ever since.
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mussa

#169
November 05, 2007, 05:17:23 PM
so was it mud butt or a regular terd? otherwise you just posted in the mud butt thread. BAN/AIDS
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Seabiscuit36

#170
January 14, 2008, 11:01:03 AM
Just took my first shtein since Thursday.  perc's are farging up my pooping schedule
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#171
January 14, 2008, 11:07:20 AM
Holy shtein. The very thought of going four days between shteins makes me really nervous.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

#172
January 14, 2008, 12:17:15 PM
did you give yourself an episiotomy so your cornhole didn't rip itself into a jigsaw puzzle piece?
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Seabiscuit36

#173
January 14, 2008, 03:19:49 PM
i have no idea what the farg an episotomy is, but i did eat tons of jalepeno's and hot wings that took care fo the problem, and produced said mud butt
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#174
January 14, 2008, 03:26:08 PM
You would know what an episiotomy was if you'd ever had one, woman. It's the difference between a paper cut and a prying/tearing of the flesh.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Cerevant

#175
January 14, 2008, 03:50:45 PM
Episiotomy - More like cutting your finger off because a paper cut would hurt too much.
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Dillen

#176
January 14, 2008, 03:52:06 PM
Paper cuts farging freak me out. I'd rather break a finger.

mussa

#177
January 14, 2008, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 14, 2008, 11:07:20 AM
Holy shtein. The very thought of going four days between shteins makes me really nervous.

why cause the thought of that much pleasure coming from your icehole might confirm your teh gayness?
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rjs246

#178
January 14, 2008, 05:01:35 PM
my teh gayness?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#179
January 14, 2008, 05:07:07 PM
yes, like teh aids, teh, teh! intentional mispelling of THE
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