Mud Butt

[Sgt PSN]

ok. 

also, not mud butt related but i feel asleep on the crapper in my hotel room earlier today.  it's a great pooper that is sitting at the perfect height for me.  i dozed off for a good 15-20 minutes today and when i awoke i still had all the feeling in my legs. 

[mussa]

damn did it smell that bad that it knocked you out?

how the hell do you fall asleep on the shteinter?

[Feva]

I did it back in college when I was drunk out of my mind.  Wonderful case of the runs that night.



I came to after about an hour or so and went to bed without even wiping my ass. 

[rjs246]

As long as we're relaying these kinds of stories...

I came home from a 'Caps Party' (don't know if any of you guys played caps in college, but it's a pretty stupid game that involves nothing but throwing bottle caps into a cup and chugging beer) too drunk to find my apartment. So I went into the neighbor's apartment (who luckily I knew) and took a 4am dump in their bathroom. I then passed out and fell off the shteinter. I was woken up at about 7am to one of the girls who lived there (yes I took a huge drunken shtein in a girl's apartment) slamming the bathroom door against my head as she tried to get into the bathroom.

Then this weekend I pulled a similar stunt, semi-blacking out on Friday night and waking up ass naked on the floor of my bathroom after falling off of the shteinter again.

Booze.

[mussa]

man you guy are lightweights, i always manage to hit the couch or bed before passing out.

[Drunkmasterflex]

damn did it smell that bad that it knocked you out?

how the hell do you fall asleep on the shteinter?

People do it all the time in Basic Training. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

I usually piss my pants, I have never passed out on the crapper.  Though I did get caught with my pants down when I was passed out.  Apparently I passed out when I was pounding one out.

[PhillyandBCEagles]

One night last summer I killed about 2/3 of a case of Killian's.  Woke up on the shteinter at 4 am, with my pants around my ankles and a half-taken shtein in the toilet.  Finished shteinting, wiped, and went to bed.

[phattymatty]

wow.

i think sunday just caught up with my body.

[methdeez]

I am visiting Philly for a few days. Last night, after going out, I had two Geno's steaks with Whiz and whiz fries. I also forgot how unbelievably hot Geno's hot sauce is and lathered on of the steaks with it. I couldn't even finish it. Anyway, had the first half this morning. The second half of the duke is fermenting inside my body right now, like an evil, spicy poop baby demon. It is going to rough, and I'm sure will want to come out and the worst possible time.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Outright gluttony, Philly style.  You should be farging proud, methdeez.  Nice work.

[Sgt PSN]

Tailgate Breakfast:

2 McDonald's sausage, egg and cheese biscuts, 1 hashbrown followed by 3 hours of drinking. 

rjs and I were discussing my dietary selection for the day and how I would likely be posting in this thread again.  Good call. 

And just to add fuel to the fire, I ate a couple hot dogs inside the stadium. 

Around 9pm and about 50 miles into Virginia I felt it starting to boil in my stomach like a valcano on the verge of erupting.  I pulled into a rest area and the doors to the bathrooms were farging locked.  I had no clue how far it was to the next exit but I knew that I probably wouldn't make it that far.  So I grabbed a roll of paper towels out of the car and headed into the woods.

I leaned up against a tree and just let it go.  I wouldn't be surprised if that tree is already starting to decay. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've been to that rest area many times.  It's safe to say I won't be back for a while.

[Philly_Crew]

Had a Michelob variety pack.  Pretty good stuff but the wheat beer always gets me.

[methdeez]

Had a Michelob variety pack.  Pretty good stuff but the wheat beer always gets me.

Great story.