Mud Butt

[Sgt PSN]

The pic on that cake looks like a redneck version of Butthead. 

[Father Demon]

The pic on that cake looks like a redneck version of Butthead. 

It's Muddbutthead.

[Sgt PSN]

Thank you for launching that softball out of the park Demon.  And in just under an hour too. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Today's his birthday!

The fact that dude has a '78 Camaro model does not shock me. Not at all.

Is he Gus's son from Planes, Trains & Automobiles?

"Train don't run outta Wichita lessen you're a hog or cattle. People train run outta...Stubbville"

[Father Demon]

Thank you for launching that softball out of the park Demon.  And in just under an hour too. 

I waited for all the supposed experts here to take a swing, but no one connected.

Someone had to bring you home from third.....

[mussa]

Some girls in collge baked me a cake for my birthday. It said, Congrates on your sex change. They designed a big ol vagina out of glitter, iceing and other shiny stuff. 

[Sgt PSN]

Thank you for launching that softball out of the park Demon. And in just under an hour too.

I waited for all the supposed experts here to take a swing, but no one connected.

Someone had to bring you home from third.....

You should play for the Phillies. 

[Sgt PSN]

If you ever leave a couple left over mexi-melts from Taco Bell out of the fridge overnight, I highly recommend eating them.  They gave me an extremely mild case of mud butt and it was over with rather quickly.  However, I was on the throne for the most entertaining 6 minutes of my life.  Like I said, the poo was unimpressive but the sounds that preceeded and accompanied my dookie were the most awesome combinations of whistles, growls and snaps I've ever heard.  At one point my ass sounded like a bowl of Rice Krispies because the only sounds it made were snap, crackle, pop! as my poo disembarked my body through my mud nickle.  I wish I would have brought a tape recorder to the stool with me. 

[rjs246]

In order to effectively recover from an atrocious hangover I piled beer and Indian food and wine into my face on Saturday. This led to me, out to dinner with some friends, loudly and drunkenly complaining about the lack of spiciness of the food, while demanding that reparations be made to my taste buds. After glaring at me for a few seconds the waiter brought out a plate of chili peppers which I rubbed on my food and then proceded to eat whole.

Suffice to say my face exploded and melted off of my head and I am now a hideously deformed freak. I guess you could call yesterday's aftermath Fiery-Stabbing-Needle-Butt, and not necessarily Mud Butt, but that might require a whole new thread and I'm not putting that kind of effort forth.

[mussa]

Some of us refer to that as battery acid ass

[MadMarchHare]

Or, as my dad would describe, digging toe-nail marks into the tile floor.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Some of us refer to that as battery acid ass

I have had that for about the past week and a half.  Why? I don't know.

[Father Demon]

Some of us refer to that as battery acid ass

I have had that for about the past week and a half.  Why? I don't know.

Maybe it's a TOOO-ma....

[Sgt PSN]

Some of us refer to that as battery acid ass

I have had that for about the past week and a half. Why? I don't know.

man juice gives you the runs.  Uh, so i've heard. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

Some of us refer to that as battery acid ass

I have had that for about the past week and a half. Why? I don't know.

man juice gives you the runs.  Uh, so i've heard. 

I love squirrel fisting.