Eagles trade for Donte Stallworth

[SunMo]

all black people look alike to you, huh?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Get Flavor Flav!

[Don Ho]

Get Bridgette Nielson!

[Rome]

lol at other heads realizing romeys flu like homerism

the word 'wow' should never follow a romey post...hes on par with or a quarter notch below easy in the spadaro brothel pool

How is predicting 950 yards for Stallworth being a homer?

I suppose that you suggesting that Sean Taylor is the best safety in the NFL makes you a taterskins homer, right?

[rjs246]

How is predicting 950 yards for Stallworth being a homer?

Could be because he's only even approached that number ONCE in his career and that was on a team that basically only threw to 2-4 players per game. On a team the regularly spreads the ball to 5, 6 and 7 players you think he'll get AT LEAST a career high in yards? Please.

[Sgt PSN]

How is predicting 950 yards for Stallworth being a homer?

Could be because he's only even approached that number ONCE in his career and that was on a team that basically only threw to 2-4 players per game. On a team the regularly spreads the ball to 5, 6 and 7 players you think he'll get AT LEAST a career high in yards? Please.

That's where you're wrong.  All the recievers and runningbacks are strictly decoys now.  Every pass is getting thrown to Donte.  And if McNabb fargs up and throws it to someone else, Donte will go steal it back from them and then stab DMac when they get back to the huddle. 

[Rome]

How is predicting 950 yards for Stallworth being a homer?

Could be because he's only even approached that number ONCE in his career and that was on a team that basically only threw to 2-4 players per game. On a team the regularly spreads the ball to 5, 6 and 7 players you think he'll get AT LEAST a career high in yards? Please.

He also had Aaron Brooks throwing to him.  He also did so on a zesty team that bounced around like vagabonds all last season.

Is expecting him to catch 60 yards per game as the de facto #1 receiver really so unreasonable?  Again, he accomplished that last year with Joe Horn (albeit in a limited capacity) and he did so as the #1 guy after Horn got hurt.

[rjs246]

You're completely ignoring everything I just said, aren't you?

THIS COACH/QUARTERBACK/TEAM TAKE PRIDE IN SPREADING THE BALL AROUND. THAT IS WHY THE ONLY PLAYER WHO EVER BROKE 1000 YARDS IN THE OFFENSE WAS THE ONLY PLAYER WHO HAD HIS OWN BOOK OF PLAYS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR HIM. NO ONE ELSE HAS CRACKED 1000 YARDS OR 950 OR 900 FOR THAT MATTER. AND NOW THAT THEY'VE BROUGHT IN A NON-SUPERSTAR PLAYER WHO HAS NEVER HAD 1000 YARDS, IS ALWAYS HURT AND HAS ONLY CRACKED 900 YARDS ONCE, HE'S GOING TO SOMEHOW GET 1000 YARDS THIS YEAR?

Everyone wants to believe that this trade will work out well, and I think it will, but jesus put a collar on it.

[General_Failure]

I'm still looking for the part where you hate the guy. You must have said it, otherwise you wouldn't be discussing it in circles for so long.

[rjs246]

I don't hate him. I farging love this trade. But having a realistic outlook on things is a much better way to go through life.

From what I can tell, if/when ROME got married he assumed that he would start having more sex, that his wife would lose weight and that she would suddenly enjoy anal/threesomes/coldcut-spankings or whatever other nonsense he's into. Assuming that the best possible outcome for everything is exactly what will happen is assinine.

[General_Failure]

So why do you hate him?

[rjs246]

Because he's tall.

[General_Failure]

You short bastich.

[rjs246]

I'm 5'11", but anyone taller than me gives me the willies and probably needs to die. Right now.

[General_Failure]

Great. You can sit here and talk all day with MDS and PhillyGirl.