Hank Baskett Hysteria

[MadMarchHare]

Valtrex for everyone!

[General_Failure]

Nah, he had a pacemaker put in his scrotum.

[MURP]

HYSTERIA

[Geowhizzer]

HYSTERIA

That was a heck of a catch.

[PhillyPhreak54]

From Deadspin:

Delightfully dim Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is giving her fiancee, Eagles' wide receiver Hank Baskett, a good indication of what kind of headaches he'll have to suffer through the rest of his life once they become legally married and bound together forever.

And ever. And ever.

Wilkinson appeared on Fox's "Best Damn Sports Show's" podcast yesterday and between her usual giggle fits, addressed the following topics:

• Reveals that at a recent Eagles Christmas party she asked the Eagles owner, Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb to throw more passes to her fiancé, Hank Baskett and asked them to sign him for another year.
• She wonders why Kevin Curtis gets more balls thrown his way than Hank, going so far as to say that anytime Kevin touches the ball, nothing happens. But when Hank touches the ball, things happen.
• She has suggested end zone celebrations to Hank, one of which was to have Hank re-enact their engagement in the end zone by getting down on one knee and "proposing" to the ball.
• Says that Hank "blows her kisses" after every catch.

Oh and she also compares Hank's playing style to Plaxico Burress. She's a fantastic publicist.

The interview is long and may result in you banging your head against the wall multiple times. Listen to it if you so choose. Somebody should really give poor Hank a Kendra intervention before it's too late.

Kendra Wilkinson Interview [Fox Sports]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Most important WR's to the Eagles in last night's game:

1. Jason Avant - Mr. 3rd Down
2a. Kevin Curtis - TD set the pace
2b. DeSean Jackson - teh troof
4. Greg Lewis - HOW DO YOU LEAVE GREG LEWIS OPEN IN THE END ZONE?!?
5. Braylon Edwards - He's pretty good.  Might have been a problem on any other team.
6. Hank Baskett
7. Donte' Stallworth - I loved the boos after he caught a pass.  Nice form, home crowd.
8. Reggie Brown - farg you, douchebustface.

[paco]

Some good comments followed

By a show of hands, how many Eagles fans would take her playcalling over Andy Reid's?

That would be the gayest touchdown celebration ever. And I'm counting that time Brady Quinn scored and actually had sex with another man in the end zone.

If given the chance with Kendra, I, like Andy Reid last night, would have an equally messy, embarrassing two-minute drill.

[shorebird]

I've crapped turds that have more brains then her.

[QB Eagles]

Most important WR's to the Eagles in last night's game:

1. Jason Avant - Mr. 3rd Down
2a. Kevin Curtis - TD set the pace
2b. DeSean Jackson - teh troof
4. Greg Lewis - HOW DO YOU LEAVE GREG LEWIS OPEN IN THE END ZONE?!?
5. Braylon Edwards - He's pretty good.  Might have been a problem on any other team.
6. Hank Baskett
7. Donte' Stallworth - I loved the boos after he caught a pass.  Nice form, home crowd.
8. Reggie Brown - farg you, douchebustface.

Reggie Brown's absence was more important than a #8 ranking. It's like having an extra player on the field when Brown is benched, because Brown is invisible whether he's on or off the field.

Fun Fact: Brown's contract runs through the 2014 season.

[General_Failure]

I can't believe Cheggie didn't get a Pro Bowl spot.

[Diomedes]

Hank Baskett can't get open in the NFL.

[General_Failure]

Hank Baskett can't get open in the endzone.

[Diomedes]

I can't help myself.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Fun Fact: Brown's contract runs through the 2014 season.

High five?

[SD_Eagle5]

Fun Fact: Brown's contract runs through the 2014 season.

So he wasn't benched for refusing to sign a contract extension