Hank Baskett Hysteria

Started by MURP, August 03, 2006, 02:44:34 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee


General_Failure

He kicked a child that punned at him. Also, he said "HAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54


Feva

See, what most people don't know about that catch is that Hank actually ran down the sideline like that!
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

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reese125


MURP

there is no hysteria in this thread.  none. 

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 16, 2006, 09:06:07 PM

shortly after this picture was taken, Baskett killed Chuck Norris  8)
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 17, 2006, 12:12:37 AM
shortly after this picture was taken, Baskett killed Chuck Norris  8)

Then Chuck Norris arose from the dead and tore Hank's heart right out of his chest.

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 17, 2006, 07:30:07 AM
Then Chuck Norris arose from the dead and tore Hank's heart right out of his chest.

Shortly after, Norris heaved it into the air, and Baskett made a beautiful leaping catch on a fly route.


Make it stop.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee


Beermonkey

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 17, 2006, 11:15:54 AM
Hank makes me a complete Baskett case!

I can't wait for Hank to score a TD after juking a DB. The Daily News headline will be:

"Baskett Weaving 101"

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: Beermonkey on August 17, 2006, 11:20:23 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 17, 2006, 11:15:54 AM
Hank makes me a complete Baskett case!

I can't wait for Hank to score a TD after juking a DB. The Daily News headline will be:

"Baskett Weaving 101"

Or how about on Sportscenter after a game when McNabb and Baskett just got done humiliating the Cowboys or taterskins, and Stuart Scott says during a TD pass highlight, "A tisket, a tasket, McNabb just put it in the Baskett!"


That would be so rad.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

General_Failure

Alright, now I hope Baskett blows out his knee.

The man. The myth. The legend.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.