The YouTube Thread

[Sgt PSN]

I had to let that play through with the volume down first because I don't trust any of you mofo's when you start posting links that tell me to turn my speakers on/up.  Especially you, MURP.  Damn near made me crap my pants a couple years ago with that "car commerical." 

That being said, cool video. 

[MURP]

yeah i figured as soon as i posted to turn your speakers on some of you would remember the good old days scare tactics.  ha.  not this time........... but you never know..........

[phattymatty]

Link

[Sgt PSN]

Link

Was that dude helping to guide the horse's schlong into the female?  What a zesty farging job that is.

I'm setting myself up just for even asking this, but did anyone ever see the video that was going around in the late 90's of that chick that sucked off a horse and started choking when it dropped like 5 gallons of jizz down her throat? 

Sick, hilarious and arousing all at the same time. 

[Wingspan]

this was on the
Colbert Report last night...and I have been laughing at it since

[BigEd76]

The NBA draft lottery in 1985 that was rigged for the Knicks to get Ewing

[Diomedes]

has reached a new comedic low...posting videos of animals farging. 

goddamned idiots, all of you.

[ice grillin you]

alec baldwin rant on his daughter



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxwD4UGnJjc

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The NBA draft lottery in 1985 that was rigged for the Knicks to get Ewing

Please tell me you didn't spend 10 minutes watching that.

alec baldwin rant on his daughter



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxwD4UGnJjc

It sounds nothing like him.  Fake.

[Zanshin]

The Baldwin thing is real. It's been all over the news, and he responded to criticism about it via his "spokesperson".

[ice grillin you]

The Baldwin thing is real

i always keep it real dunn dunn

[BigEd76]

The NBA draft lottery in 1985 that was rigged for the Knicks to get Ewing

Please tell me you didn't spend 10 minutes watching that.

I did, and so did Bill Simmons

Just in case they pull down the clip between the time we post this blog and the time you read this, here's what happens: when an accountant from Ernst & Whinney throws the seven envelopes into the glass drum, he bangs the fourth one against the side of the drum to create a creased corner (we'll explain why this is relevant in a second). Then he pulls a handle and turns the drum around a couple of times to "mix" the envelopes up. At the 5:23 mark of the clip, Stern heads over to the drum, unlocks it and awkwardly reaches inside for the first envelope (the No. 1 pick). He grabs three envelopes that are bunched together, pretends not to look (although he does) and flips the three envelopes so the one on the bottom ends up in his hand. Then he pulls that envelope out at the 5:32 mark ... and, of course, it's the Knicks envelope.

Now ...

A reader named Greg K. from Fair Lawn, N.J. (I'd give you his whole name, but I don't want him to be randomly found dead in his bathtub tonight), pointed this out to me: If you look closely right at the 5:31 mark, right as the commish yanks that Knicks envelope out, there's a noticeable crease in the corner of the envelope. You can see it for a split-second -- as he pulls the envelope up, it's on the corner that's pointing toward the bottom of the jar.

There's a giant crease! It's right there! The same one the accountant created as he was throwing the envelopes into the drum!

So you're telling me that, out of the seven envelopes in that glass drum, during a lottery when the NBA desperately needed the most ballyhooed college center in 15 years to save the league's marquee franchise, the commissioner coincidentally pulled out the envelope with a giant crease in the corner that happened to have the Knicks logo in it? This is the Zapruder film of sports tapes, isn't it? Where's Oliver Stone? Can we pull him out of the editing room for the "Alexander: The Really, REALLY Long Director's Cut" DVD?

Three other things kill me about this tape: First, the host was Pat O'Brien, who's now relegated to stories like "Are Paris and Nicole feuding again? We'll have the story next!" Second, as Pat is pumping up Ewing's pro potential, he passes along a quote from a scouting director who said, "'We've had the Mikan era, the Russell era, the Kareem era ... now we'll have the Ewing era,' and he added, he doesn't see another era on the horizon." Good call, scouting director! And third, as the envelopes get counted down, it's legitimately exciting -- you could even call it the most exciting random sports moment ever. At least until May 22, 2007.

[phattymatty]

At least until May 22, 2007.

i don't get it.

[BigEd76]

2007 draft lottery

[SD_Eagle5]

farg it, I'm wasting 10 minutes of my life to watch it.