TV Shows

Started by Wingspan, June 27, 2006, 01:29:27 PM

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PhillyPhanInDC

My wife watches that show on the constant, and it is undeniably correct that Kate is a horror show. I find myself watching along with the wife at times, hoping to god dude snaps and throws something, when you add her in with six toddlers and some first graders, it's bound to happen. They live only a few minutes from my mother's place.
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Seabiscuit36

Quote from: Diomedes on October 18, 2008, 07:18:26 PM
Quote from: SunMo on October 18, 2008, 07:02:23 PMhis wife is the reason the c-word was invented

seconded

my wife loves that show.  the kids are cute, I'll grant that, and the hellish reality of so many is a real spectacle, but jesus that woman is insufferable
same here, i have to walk down into the basement when the wife has it on upstairs, i have an urge to throw my wife at the TV when i hear that bitch whining
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hunt

you homos need to get control of your tv's.
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Feva

We actually did a satellite interview with that chick a week or two ago... and I've never seen the show, but even from the 5 minutes I saw her, I could tell that she had to be a bitch to be around.  I don't think she smiled one time.
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phattymatty

i can't believe i've never heard of this horrible show until yesterday.  dude was always shy growing up, i'm not surprised he married a biznatch.

Seabiscuit36

Just read on another site that on Jon and Kate were at the phils game, Charlie and his wife are fans of hte show and gave them his box seats for a phils game
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

BigEd76

One of the twins is a b*tch already and she's only 8.  Supposedly Jon quit his job as a computer tech guy, so neither one works.  They live off whatever TLC gives em.  The 4-yr olds are the only reason to watch that show.  The family was at Sesame Place earlier this year and filmed one of the episodes...

BigEd76

Quote from: MDS on October 17, 2008, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 17, 2008, 02:42:33 PM
how and why does bonnie hunt have a talk show
she appeals to 45+ women who sit around and watch oprah and ellen. thats who watches mid-day talk shows.

they did us a favor in Philly and stuck it at 2am opposite Jerry Springer

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: phattymatty on October 19, 2008, 10:51:34 AM
dude was always shy growing up

You went to school with him?

Father Demon

Quote from: BigEd76 on October 21, 2008, 10:43:37 AM
One of the twins is a b*tch already and she's only 8.  Supposedly Jon quit his job as a computer tech guy, so neither one works. They live off whatever TLC gives em.  The 4-yr olds are the only reason to watch that show.  The family was at Sesame Place earlier this year and filmed one of the episodes...

Any idea where he worked?  Are they hiring?   :paranoid
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phattymatty

Quote from: FastFreddie on October 21, 2008, 12:11:18 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 19, 2008, 10:51:34 AM
dude was always shy growing up

You went to school with him?

not school, but knew him for a long time growing up.  thats how this conversation started.  i never saw the show but found out last week that he's a kid i played soccer with for like 8 years.  we weren't close but we knew each other well enough and would bump into each other at parties in high school and stuff.  and his dad was my dentist for about 10 years. 

rjs246

Now compare your life to his nightmare existence.

Poker and Beer on a Tuesday night vs. 8 kids and a shrieking, controlling, godawful shrew of a wife.

That dude prays for death every second.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Asians have small penises and like to ride bicycles and eat rice.

rjs246

And wear hospital masks in public.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.