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Rome · February 25, 2011, 07:36:36 AM

And by the way... this is what set Sheen off:

QuoteI exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Hahaha... Chuck Lorre is #2 on the greatest Americans list.

rjs246 · February 25, 2011, 07:54:17 AM

That sounds like an awful life. Flossing every night? Pfffft.

Diomedes · February 25, 2011, 08:20:18 AM

Oh come on, leave AA alone. Those poor bastiches aren't bothering anyone.

ice grillin you · February 25, 2011, 08:24:23 AM

charlie sheen be flossin?

General_Failure · February 25, 2011, 09:37:21 AM

With g-strings, maybe.

Eagles_Legendz · February 25, 2011, 11:14:30 AM

holy shtein haha.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/charlie-sheen-got-high-and-called-alex-jones-today/

"I've got magic man and I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time, and this includes naps, I'm an F-18 bro and I will destroy things in the air and deploy my ordinance to the ground."

he also calls himself a high priest vatican assassin warlock.

DH · February 25, 2011, 12:22:43 PM

im listening the interview now, and its farging gold..."fire breathing fists" may be the best term i have ever heard

edit: i just wiki'd charlie because all i know of him is major league and crank, and saw he had a daughter in 1984. thinking she was probably attractive, i googled her, and gdamn, i was right

Don Ho · February 25, 2011, 12:43:51 PM

Oh farg. Yikes.

Don Ho · February 25, 2011, 12:50:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KUU2PVMF8

There you go!

PhillyPhreak54 · February 25, 2011, 12:57:38 PM

Dammit Die-Hard!

Thanks ya jerk!

Eagles_Legendz · February 25, 2011, 01:03:22 PM

Jay Leno looks fatter than normal.

The clip was amusing. He's awful though.

Don Ho · February 25, 2011, 01:16:56 PM

Yeah, I don't know anyone who watches him. Is he still ahead of Letterman in the ratings? I watch Dave but I think he's losing it as well.

ice grillin you · February 25, 2011, 01:19:00 PM

Quote from: Don Ho on February 25, 2011, 01:16:56 PM
Yeah, I don't know anyone who watches him. Is he still ahead of Letterman in the ratings?

:lilguybatsignal

Sgt PSN · February 25, 2011, 01:40:50 PM

Leno himself is unfunny, but the writers come up with a lot of funny material. As long as the skit or whatever it is they're doing doesn't actually have Leno in it, it's usually pretty good.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 25, 2011, 01:43:41 PM