Funny or not.

Started by Yeti, May 12, 2006, 02:18:15 PM

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Yeti

May 12, 2006, 02:18:15 PM
  So my wife is getting two baby goats from a friend of hers in work.  Why goats?  Who fargin knows.  We get to her friends house and her and her husband and two little kids are walking down to the barn to feed them.  The goats are real little, a couple weeks old.  My wifes friend goes into the pen and one of the little kids, about three years old starts screaming that he wants to go in too.  She lets him in and he takes a bottle and starts chasing the baby goats.  My wifes friend catches one and starts to feed it.  The kid is still chasing the rest of them.  I notice the mom goat getting pissed and starting to get in between the kid and her little ones.  I tell the husband "I think the mom goat is getting pissed." and he's like "No, she's alright."
  About a minute later the screaming kid charges the little ones and the mom steps in front of them, stands on her hind legs, throws her weight into it and butts him right in the chest.  The kid flys about three feet in the air and lands right on his ass.
  I start laughing my ass off, but stop when I notice I am getting them stink eye from the mom, dad and now bawling kid.
Now I ask you, was this funny?
  Sidenote:  The kid had the last laugh.  He took a liking to my wife.  A couple hours later we were leaving and he put his arms out like he wanted a hug.  After my wife picked him up he put his hand on her boob and started working it.
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PhillyPhanInDC

#1
May 12, 2006, 02:26:16 PM
Funny.

The kid getting owned by a goat:
Three Eagle Heads funny.
:cfhead :cfhead :cfhead

The kid working your wife in front of you:
Four Eagle Heads funny.
:cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead
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mussa

#2
May 12, 2006, 02:27:10 PM
I might of held back during the whole head butt incident, but the little guys paws all over your wife's fun bags is great. in fact im envious.  i havn't had them in awhile. 
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reese125

#3
May 12, 2006, 02:28:36 PM
its one of those "should of been there" times Yeti. If you saw a hoof mark on the kids chest...yes

Zanshin

#4
May 12, 2006, 02:36:12 PM
Funny.

Zanshin

#5
May 12, 2006, 02:37:07 PM
The caveat there, by the way, you warned the parents and they brushed you off...and the kid is okay.  Therefore, there shouldn't be much doubt about it.

hbionic

#6
May 12, 2006, 02:51:44 PM
Not funny. Hilarious. I would have laughed myself to snort when seeing the kid get what he deserved. Little farging punk. Also, I would have gone muslim on his ass if he touched my wife's breasts(not tits or funbags, disrespectful pigs)....by cutting his little hands off.

Like I said, hilarious.
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Wingspan

#7
May 12, 2006, 03:03:37 PM
it was entertaining..until the kid fondled your wife, who seems to be attracted to goats....then it became hilarious.
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General_Failure

#8
May 12, 2006, 03:08:15 PM
It could only be funnier if the kid pulled at her beard.

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Susquehanna Birder

#9
May 12, 2006, 03:39:53 PM
Funny. And as soon as he grabbed boob, you should have put the kid right back in the pen with the goat.

Diomedes

#10
May 12, 2006, 03:46:05 PM
Funny. 

But not as funny as:
Quote from: Yeti on May 12, 2006, 02:18:15 PMWhy goats? Who fargin knows.

That made me laugh out loud.
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Susquehanna Birder

#11
May 12, 2006, 04:33:41 PM
I just figured it's because he doesn't use the lawn mower.

Oh wait...that's sheep.

Drunkmasterflex

#12
May 12, 2006, 05:06:11 PM
Quote from: hbionic on May 12, 2006, 02:51:44 PM
Not funny. Hilarious. I would have laughed myself to snort when seeing the kid get what he deserved. Little farging punk. Also, I would have gone muslim on his ass if he touched my wife's breasts(not tits or funbags, disrespectful pigs)....by cutting his little hands off.

Like I said, hilarious.

That is exactly what I was going to say.  Not funny hilarious.
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Father Demon

#13
May 12, 2006, 05:07:32 PM
Growing up, we had goats.  I remember "Daisy" (the female of the two) rearing up and head-butting my sister in the chest, making her cry good and hard.

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#14
May 12, 2006, 06:28:04 PM
Everything about that story is funny except for the fact that 2 innocent little goats are about to have Yeti sex. 
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