2006 Philles Season Thread

[Geowhizzer]

Ballgame.

I hope Ryan Madson's arm falls off. Or some crazy icehole chops it off with an ax.

Wheres that crazy kraut who stabbed Monica Seles a few years ago? Get him on the phone.

Any manta rays near Philly?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

We don't wait long to make inappropriate jokes about peoples' deaths here on .

[Geowhizzer]

We don't wait long to make inappropriate jokes about peoples' deaths here on .

I've fallen right in with the crowd.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Hell will be crowded.  We should see out a coaching angel to save us.  Like Charlie Manuel.

[SunMo]

We don't wait long to make inappropriate jokes about peoples' deaths here on .

it would be inappropriate not to make fun of his death

[Geowhizzer]

Hell will be crowded.  We should see out a coaching angel to save us.  Like Charlie Manuel.

Charlie Manuel is a coaching angel.  Just like Lucifer.

[Don Ho]

Ballgame.

I hope Ryan Madson's arm falls off. Or some crazy icehole chops it off with an ax.

Wheres that crazy kraut who stabbed Monica Seles a few years ago? Get him on the phone.

Any manta rays near Philly?

Geo, 

That is so wrong .  There, I feel better saying that clearing my conscience because honestly that was the funniest thing I've read all summer!

[Don Ho]

Outlook through Tuesday Sep 12. An additional second south swell on Thursday and Friday to keep southerly surf up but just below advisory levels of 8 ft.

Thank god for some surf.  I am this close to tying a very heavy boulder around my neck the next time I go out.  I still can't believe I listen to this crap everyday I can from my office.  Sunday 7AM HST kickoff can't get here fast enough.

[Geowhizzer]

Outlook through Tuesday Sep 12. An additional second south swell on Thursday and Friday to keep southerly surf up but just below advisory levels of 8 ft.

Thank god for some surf.  I am this close to tying a very heavy boulder around my neck the next time I go out.  I still can't believe I listen to this crap everyday I can from my office.  Sunday 7AM HST kickoff can't get here fast enough.

No Don,

You have too much to live for.  Save the boulder for Madsen.  We'll throw him in one of those Hawaiian volcanoes with it.

Sacrifice the pitcher.  Win the World Series.  Get a trip to Hawaii.

Winners all around.

[Don Ho]

Last I heard the line up at Halemaumau Crater on the Big Island for the human sacrifice was about 500+ deep with Phillies, birds, sixers, Flyers who have played since June 1983.

[PhillyPhreak54]

SD wins on another walkoff HR. McAnulty goes deep in the 11th - Pads win 2-0

Rockies had 2nd 3rd w/0 outs and then bases loaded 1 out in the 9th and nutted up like the Phillies offense.

3 out now.

[BigEd76]

The only good thing about the last 10 days is that the Diamondbacks, Braves, Brewers and Rockies pretty much took themselves out of the race, and the Reds are starting to fade.  The Padres start a 10-game road trip tomorrow night, so nothing is out of reach yet.  3 out of 4 would be nice at Florida...

tonight = Lieber vs Josh Johnson
FRI = Moyer vs Scott Olsen
SAT = Myers vs Brian Moehler
SUN = Hamels vs Willis

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

L
W
W
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3/4 is a possibility.  Watch them get swept.

[MDS]

They're not winning 3/4 if Chase Utley continues to suck ass.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They're not winning 3/4 if Chase Utley continues to suck ass.

He's just rope-a-doping you.  Besides, as evidenced last night, it's Ryan Howard's turn on the slump train.