the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

ill take my chances driving over a shaky bridge versus sitting in traffic

[Yeti]

You mother fargers knew about this yesterday and didn't post it?  Thanks for 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back.  farg you 95, Wilmington, Baltimore and every 4 mile an hour crawling mile of concrete hell I went through today.

[PhillyPhreak54]

How about you Nancy's deal with Houston traffic with all structures in fine working order? Still worse than a bridge being out.

[Yeti]

Why the farg would anybody want to live in Houston?

[PhillyPhreak54]

I ask myself that each day.

If my job wasn't here and if I didn't have a great shot at promotion I'd be in PA or buying the house next to Havas so I could pour a huge gasoline 5 MCNABB on his front yard

[ice grillin you]

you might as well just burn my whole house down if you are gonna do that

NBC 10 reports: "Internet giant Google eliminated a portion of Interstate 495 in Delaware from its iPhone and Android map apps and online maps after a bridge along the highway was closed because it was tilting. The road which snakes along the Delaware River in Wilmington is used as a fast bypass of Interstate 95, the major East Coast artery."

Meanwhile, Newsworks reports: "A contractor in Delaware said his company dumped a massive amount of dirt next to a heavily traveled interstate bridge, and state officials say that may have made the span unsafe for drivers. State officials think the large amount of dirt dumped over several years may have moved the ground and caused the bridge columns to tilt toward the pile of dirt."

[Seabiscuit36]

Heard that last night, my parents went to school with the guy.  He had permission to dump there, and just kept dumping.  Dude apparently apologized already for it if the dumping had anything to do with the shift. 

[ice grillin you]

i dont know if anything in life makes me more mad than people going on a persons facebook page who isnt active and hasnt posted in like two years to wish them happy birthday

[Seabiscuit36]

How about posting Happy Bday on a dead persons facebook?

[ice grillin you]

is there a difference

[Rome]

i dont know if anything in life makes me more mad than people going on a persons facebook page who isnt active and hasnt posted in like two years to wish them happy birthday

^ White people problems. ^

[Seabiscuit36]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7Y7m8hlwVAE
I don't even know how to respond to this other than it may deserve to be in the What is Wrong in this world thread.  I'm all for dialect, but holy shtein. 

[hbionic]

My head just exploded. Thanks.

[Yeti]

Why they gotta send a black reporter to that neighborhood?

[Geowhizzer]

Sounds like Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat impression.