the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

they'd wish i broke out my 9mm

12 gauge?

[Tomahawk]

Who the farg breaks into a house? I swear to Christ, someone breaks into my house, they're getting a 9mm to the back of the skull.

Especially a neighbor's house that you live no more than 10 houses away from. I've been kicking around the idea of kicking their door in and screaming at the punk until he cries but I'd at best be arrested for criminal trespass and at worst get shot.

I did borrow a gun from a friend until I have time to get my FOID card and purchase a gun legally. Surprised I haven't shot up my place yet...every noise I hear, I'm running to every room in the house to make sure it's empty. The most recent time, I decided to start yelling, "CLEAR"

[DH]

Hasn't been a great past few days for you, has it?

[SunMo]

smash his corvette and tell him that's what happens when he fargs a stranger in the ass

[Tomahawk]

Could be worse...not really out anything. Even though it's not a vette, smashing my car would be truly upsetting.

[Seabiscuit36]

they'd wish i broke out my 9mm

12 gauge?

yup, 8 round clip in a Saiga 12.  Buck Buck Slug Slug Slug Buck Buck Slug

[Munson]

Sounds like a Sega combo for Mortal Combat

[General_Failure]

A fatality waiting to happen, at least.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

8 round clip?!? That is some militia shtein right there.

[Tomahawk]

Got a letter from the State's Attorney stating they are going to prosecute the case. I feel I should find the age of this kid and if he's less than or equal to 14, lobby for them not to prosecute. Juvie isn't going to do him any good other than provide him a network for criminaleering.

[Sgt PSN]

I think you should extort everything you can from his parents.

[Seabiscuit36]

8 round clip?!? That is some militia shtein right there.

Figured the 20rd drum was overkill for home protection.  Only when the zombies come. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think you should extort everything you can from his parents.

Agreed. After all, this is America.

[General_Failure]

Foxconn rumored to be planning US plants

The report cites "market watchers" as the source of the news. While Foxconn is best known as the manufacturer behind Apple's popular gadgets, the new plants wouldn't be putting together iPhone 5s or iPad Minis. DigiTimes reports that the American facilities would be expected to handle LCD TV manufacturing, which is a simpler and more automated process.

[General_Failure]

John McAfee Wanted for Murder

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is on the run from murder charges, Belize police say. According to Marco Vidal, head of the national police force's Gang Suppression Unit, McAfee is a prime suspect in the murder of American expatriate Gregory Faull, who was gunned down Saturday night at his home in San Pedro Town on the island of Ambergris Caye.