the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

i got 11.5 seconds on today's google doodle. try to beat that.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i got 11.5 seconds on today's google doodle. try to beat that.

I tried twice. You win.

[phattymatty]

10.8

[rjs246]

Awesome

[ice grillin you]

shocking that it was headed for pennsyltucky

[DH]

It takes me a year to get a farging permit and license in NJ, and this guy just has guns show up at his house. Some guys have all the luck.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

America is indeed the land of opportunity.

[MDS]

and the land of pointless gun violence

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Isn't that just an alternate definition of opportunity?

[paco]

Why isn't anyone talking about the poor gun dealer who had a large flat screen show up to his door?

[mussa]

Why can't shtein like that happen to me?

[Munson]

I learned how to play Craps last night. Definitely my new go-to non-poker game. So much fun. Didn't get any luck but still a ton a fun.

Some old dude who had the dice had about 400 dollars on hard 4 had the whole table chanting "Little Joe, Little Joe" before he would roll. Hit a bunch of 5's and 3's but couldn't get the hard 4.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Best game in the casino.

When the point is four or ten I always put $5 on the hardway. It hits and I parlay it. I've hit a parlayed hard four and ten the last couple months. I don't have the balls to parlay it a second time. I take my $320 and be happy.

[Sgt PSN]

My oldest daughter got her driver's license about 2 months ago and got into her first wreck today.  She's fine and luckily it wasn't her fault.  A vehicle coming from the opposite direction turned left in front of her at a traffic light (no turn light at this intersection).  Naturally, the other driver was also a teenage girl.   

[mpmcgraw]

Hello bitches.