the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

The return of Billy Beane!

MDS will be along soon to bear hug you.

[SD]

4 Bears break into a cabin, drink 100 beers

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/family-four-bears-breaks-cabin-drink-100-beers-181034427.html

[Feva]

Sounds like the beginning of a good joke...

[SunMo]

i went to a strip club called the Pleasure Dome up in White Haven, PA for a bachelor party.

it was pretty crazy.  girls would rub your cock and ask you if you're ready to cum and then offer anything you want for a price.

[rjs246]

Ha! I've been to that place for a bachelor party too. And yes, they are farging aggressive. I had a chick get really angry at me when I wouldn't pay her to farg at closing time, which made me nervous since she had shoved her hand down my pants. An angry hooker with your cock in her hands isn't the turn-on you'd think it would be.

[SunMo]

two sluts were 69ing each other in the one room and dudes were just dropping cash on them.

and there is not much funnier in life than watching a stripper pick up all her cash when she's doing whoring around. 

[reese125]

from sexy slut to craving basehead in a matter of seconds

[Seabiscuit36]

two sluts were 69ing each other in the one room and dudes were just dropping cash on them.

and there is not much funnier in life than watching a stripper pick up all her cash when she's doing whoring around. 

The awkward look when they're scurrying about trying to find every single bill thrown after their routine is hilarous. 

[SunMo]

one dude in our group spent $450 to take 3 girls back with him and have fun.  he lasted 6 minutes.

we crushed him the rest of the night

[Sgt PSN]

two sluts were 69ing each other in the one room and dudes were just dropping cash on them.

and there is not much funnier in life than watching a stripper pick up all her cash when she's doing whoring around. 

The awkward look when they're scurrying about trying to find every single bill thrown after their routine is hilarous. 

They look like 3rd world kids scurrying about when you empty a bag of skittles on the ground. 

[rjs246]

one dude in our group spent $450 to take 3 girls back with him and have fun.  he lasted 6 minutes.

we crushed him the rest of the night

There is no way he should ever live that down. Ever.

[hbionic]

Six minutes? That's like 2 minutes each girl. Which is 1 minute longer than most.

Hero?

[PhillyPhreak54]

6 minutes?! lol

And only $450 for three chicks? Were they beat trailerpark trash?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That just got him in the room. Then they would have started with the upselling, if he hadn't blown his load so fast.

[Tomahawk]

Got out (off?) cheap then