the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

28K?  Is it so slow thats its sending you 70's porn?

[shorebird]

I can't figure out why a person would want to do that to some random person they don't even know. The earth would be a lot better place without the human race.

[shorebird]

[SD]

Snoop is pretty amazing in that he can fit in anywhere. It wouldn't surprise me to turn on Foxnews and see him doing an interview.

[SD]

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/12/born-with-two-vaginas-not-so-rare/

Um...wow? party time?

I hope she gets into porn.

Offered $1 million to do porn. DO IT.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/#.TxtAGW8V2a9

[Sgt PSN]

Yesterday I watched some car restoration/pimp my ride type show called West Coast Customs and it was comically bad. To no surprise, it was cast with predominantly stereotypical Mexicans....bandanas, tattoos, Dickies and a lot of "eh holmes" and come on mang." 

First they tricked out a Prius with a body kit that makes it look fast but made no actual performance mods. Then they restored an old Charger that was brought in from some black dude on CSI who looks like Lenny Kravitz. He wanted a Confederate Flag painted on the roof but they put in on the ceiling instead.  Better yet, they painted the stars and bars with African colors black, yellow and green.  So yeah, a bunch of Mexicans painted an African looking confederate flag for a black dude.

[Tomahawk]

That's so farged up, I'm not sure it doesn't belong in The What The farg is Wrong With the World thread

[Diomedes]

I think it's fantastic, but go ahead and try to park it somewhere in Alabama.

[rjs246]

So the secretary at work was telling me about what happened to her friend last night.

He called her drunk off his ass late this morning saying "so I guess you have seen it now too, right?" She didn't know what he was talking about since she hadn't checked her personal email yet. Last night he was watching porn and decided to jerk off. Well he clicked on a link on a porn site and it was infected. The person behind the virus took control of his computer and he had no idea. Well while beating it to porn this person had activated his webcam and recorded his jerk session.

They then proceeded to email the video(s) to all of the contacts in his email list + post it on YouTube + tweet it + post it on his Facebook. They also forwarded all of his emails between him and his ex-girlfriend to his email contacts.

When he woke up to a million WTF texts and phone calls he went online and the computer was still under control of the person who infected it and he could not erase or do anything about it.

Talk about a bad farging day.

I just realized that the most important question was not asked... what was the website? Must avoid.

[Diomedes]

www.urbanlegend.com

[PhillyPhreak54]

So the secretary at work was telling me about what happened to her friend last night.

He called her drunk off his ass late this morning saying "so I guess you have seen it now too, right?" She didn't know what he was talking about since she hadn't checked her personal email yet. Last night he was watching porn and decided to jerk off. Well he clicked on a link on a porn site and it was infected. The person behind the virus took control of his computer and he had no idea. Well while beating it to porn this person had activated his webcam and recorded his jerk session.

They then proceeded to email the video(s) to all of the contacts in his email list + post it on YouTube + tweet it + post it on his Facebook. They also forwarded all of his emails between him and his ex-girlfriend to his email contacts.

When he woke up to a million WTF texts and phone calls he went online and the computer was still under control of the person who infected it and he could not erase or do anything about it.

Talk about a bad farging day.

I just realized that the most important question was not asked... what was the website? Must avoid.

I asked her and she didn't know. But I made sure to update my anti-virus!

[Tomahawk]

www.urbanlegend.com

no doubt

[PhillyPhreak54]

Its amazing how funky some Indian people are. Dude walks into the gym tonight and the whole place immediately reeked of curry and funk.

Strong enough to make me leave early.

[phattymatty]

ha, some middle eastern guy walked into mine the other day...full turban, beard half way down his belly, socks up to his knees. got on the treadmill and cranked it up super fast and just started flying. kept it up for a long time, dude had some stamina. it was pretty hilarious and i could not stop laughing.

[reese125]

facebook filing to go public next week

gonna be a friggin monster