the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

BigEd76 · August 28, 2011, 09:33:22 PM

If it isn't something you're gonna use regularly, you're gonna forget it anyway

shorebird · August 28, 2011, 09:38:02 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 28, 2011, 08:57:37 PM
No I haven't. And I get it for free too. What a waste.

You get it for free?? Send me Mexican. I'd love to know what they're saying in 7-Eleven at 6am.

hbionic · August 28, 2011, 09:57:18 PM

I'll translate:

"Look at that old hipster homosexual. He think's he's all bad because he tucks his jersey into his khaki shorts. farg him, let's call the blacks so they can steal his car".

PhillyPhreak54 · August 28, 2011, 10:00:25 PM

Quote from: hbionic on August 28, 2011, 09:57:18 PM
I'll translate:

"Look at that old hipster homosexual. He think's he's all bad because he tucks his jersey into his khaki shorts. farg him, let's call the blacks so they can steal his car".

lolol

Eagaholic · August 29, 2011, 03:44:40 AM

From the strange deaths file

Quote* 1868: Matthew Vassar, brewer and founder of Vassar College, died in mid-speech while delivering his farewell address to the college board of trustees.

* 1871: Clement Vallandigham, U.S. Congressman and political opponent of Abraham Lincoln, died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound while defending a murder suspect in court. Vallandigham was demonstrating for the jury how the victim could have accidentally shot himself while drawing the gun when his own gun, which he believed to be unloaded, discharged. His client was acquitted.

* 2008: Nordin Montong, 32, a janitor at the Singapore Zoo, committed suicide by entering an enclosure containing white tigers and provoking them with brooms and a pail until they mauled him to death.

* 2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died, apparently due to having ingested an entire bottle of Viagra just after accepting the bet.

Yeti · August 29, 2011, 10:06:13 PM

Quote from: hbionic on August 28, 2011, 09:57:18 PM
I'll translate:

"Look at that old hipster homosexual. He think's he's all bad because he tucks his jersey into his khaki shorts. farg him, let's call the blacks so they can steal his car".

I didn't know the mexicans where in cahoots with the blacks.

Diomedes · August 29, 2011, 10:17:31 PM

White people have earned a lot of enemies.

Yeti · August 30, 2011, 01:53:37 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2011, 10:17:31 PM
White people have earned a lot of enemies.

General_Failure · August 30, 2011, 05:19:53 PM

This might just finish off the struggling economy.

Yeti · August 30, 2011, 07:00:46 PM

Porn star with the hiv. Theres a shocker.

Rome · August 30, 2011, 07:12:34 PM

Probably not a "shocker" that gave him the aids though.

Sgt PSN · August 30, 2011, 08:22:55 PM

This might actually kill the internet.

LBIggle · August 30, 2011, 09:03:27 PM

there's always gonna be broke sluts who need drug money.

Rome · August 30, 2011, 09:07:34 PM

Yeti: What would you rather be... raped by a gang of prison bitches or forced to watch a preseason NFL football game from start to finish without alcohol?

Sgt PSN · August 30, 2011, 09:08:14 PM

Quote from: Rome on August 30, 2011, 09:07:34 PM
Yeti: What would you rather be... raped by a gang of prison bitches or forced to watch a preseason NFL football game from start to finish without alcohol?

Dummy.