the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

What city is the train leaving, and how fast will it travel?

Tomoka - as fast as that mother farger will travel.

[Sgt PSN]

What city is the train leaving, and how fast will it travel?

Baltimore.  It will travel half of it's max capable speed because of Havas' fat ass. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

What city is the train leaving, and how fast will it travel?

Brownsville

14mph

[Susquehanna Birder]

multiplication and division hold the same priority in the order of operations.

I guess in a perfect world that's true. But my programming experience tells me that they can't be the same, or computers wouldn't know which one to do first. They always follow PEDMAS. Your math teacher was obviously a front man for the (then) coming jihad.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Spelling nazi, Sus?  You're better than that. 

No, I'm really not. But I try to relax if it's even close, or due to a typo. That one looked like drunk texting, so I couldn't help myself.

[SD]

What city is the train leaving, and how fast will it travel?

Brownsville

14mph

now calculate how far todd's head will fly from his body after I throw him in front of the train.

[Sgt PSN]

Spelling nazi, Sus?  You're better than that. 

No, I'm really not. But I try to relax if it's even close, or due to a typo. That one looked like drunk texting, so I couldn't help myself.

I wish it was drunk typing.  But it wasn't. 

[Yeti]

What city is the train leaving, and how fast will it travel?

Brownsville

14mph

now calculate how far todd's head will fly from his body after I throw him in front of the train.

[ice grillin you]

so this morning there a huge crash somewhere in my house....i go down to investigate and see nothing...until i get to my pantry where one of the doors is half open because this farging mouse knocked a jar off the shelf and into the door....this is in the same pantry i have two mouse traps set in....what the farg

[SunMo]

you obviously have a super mouse.

i would move.

[Sgt PSN]

Can't be making all that cheddar and not attract a few mice.

[ice grillin you]

govt cheese FTW and FTL

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The only way you can come up with an answer of 2 is if the problem reads as 48/(2(9+3)), in which case,  you would solve 9+3=12. Then 2x12=24.  Now that you've solved all of the problems within parenthesis, you can apply the left to right rule which is 48/24=2.

Didn't you just get your Masters? 

I came up with 2 by reading the problem as 48÷2/(9+3)

So you came up with 2 by doing the problem incorrectly in a stupid hat?

[Tomahawk]

I don't wear hats to work but I do wear ties on Fridays

[SD]

so this morning there a huge crash somewhere in my house....i go down to investigate and see nothing...until i get to my pantry where one of the doors is half open because this farging mouse knocked a jar off the shelf and into the door....this is in the same pantry i have two mouse traps set in....what the farg

Steal a neighbors cat and I guarantee problem solved.