the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

Instead of going to the coach to get confirmation on how many games a 16 yr old girl played in, Todd decides to go straight to the girl. 

You weren't wearing a Def Leppard jean jacket and driving an IROC by chance, where ya? 

yea god forbid i should ask the player. you should do that.

Are you a reporter at a high school newspaper?

areas without pro sports, or even major college sports, tend to only have high schools. in fact in many parts of florida and california preps coverage is more popular than what pro or college teams they have.

now you know something really, really basic.

[Sgt PSN]

You said you weren't looking for a quote, but to confirm certain information.  I'd go to the coach instead of a player for that every time. 

[MDS]

the coach was actually the one who mentioned it in passing, future editor your real name would go here but i dont know it so im gonna go with something really jewey instead Ira Steinberg

[ice grillin you]

tigers > lions

Tiger kills lion in Turkish zoo

A Bengal tiger has killed a lion at Ankara Zoo after finding a gap in the fence separating their cages, say zoo officials in the Turkish capital.

The tiger severed the lion's jugular vein in a single stroke with its paw, leaving the animal dying in a pool of blood, officials said.

They denied local media reports that the tiger had broken down the fence during the incident last September.

The zoo says it is safe for visitors, despite the incident.

Six tigers and two lions remain at the zoo.

[Diomedes]

zoos suck

[ice grillin you]

disagree


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UU9iTGSFmY

[Yeti]

Thats why they should only have Ligers in zoos, duh.

[MMH]

zoos suck

I interned at the Philly zoo when I was in college, in the pathology dept.  When an elephant died, another zoo wanted the liver for study.  So the vet and I walk down to the elephant pen with a wheelbarrow full of ice.  She cuts open the elephant with a chainsaw, puts on a raincoat and climbs in to go get it.

Zoos rule.

[SD]

You'll be happy to know then, that the Philadelphia Zoo no longer has elephants. I personally think it's a crock but I guess the animal rights are happy.

[Diomedes]

I'm not going to campaign against them or anything, but I don't go to zoos, I'm not taking my kids to them, and when the perennial bond issue for the zoo comes up, I vote 'no.'

[rjs246]

zoos suck

I interned at the Philly zoo when I was in college, in the pathology dept.  When an elephant died, another zoo wanted the liver for study.  So the vet and I walk down to the elephant pen with a wheelbarrow full of ice.  She cuts open the elephant with a chainsaw, puts on a raincoat and climbs in to go get it.

Zoos rule.

Um, greatest post ever?

[Yeti]

zoos suck

I interned at the Philly zoo when I was in college, in the pathology dept.  When an elephant died, another zoo wanted the liver for study.  So the vet and I walk down to the elephant pen with a wheelbarrow full of ice.  She cuts open the elephant with a chainsaw, puts on a raincoat and climbs in to go get it.

Zoos rule.

Um, greatest post ever?

I'll second that.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

zoos suck

I interned at the Philly zoo when I was in college, in the pathology dept.  When an elephant died, another zoo wanted the liver for study.  So the vet and I walk down to the elephant pen with a wheelbarrow full of ice.  She cuts open the elephant with a chainsaw, puts on a raincoat and climbs in to go get it.

Zoos rule.

MMH = #WINNING

[smeags]

curious - anyone here into aquariums ? in particular salt tanks ? just got into it and looking to see if anyone knows goos sites for supplies and stuff.

[Diomedes]

craigslist is full of aquarium crap being sold cheap by people like you, six months later