the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Sgt PSN

Quote from: Diomedes on April 30, 2010, 04:41:45 PM
When I saw my doc last week, he asked me who my doctor is.  "You," I said.  "I am," he asked, "I don't recognize you."  "Well, I recognize you," I replied, "and it's fine with me that you don't.  I'm not coming to see you unless I need to."

Next thing he asks me, as I'm coughing, blowing snot everywhere, can barely speak:  "So, why are you here today?"

This is the same guy who told me to drink less last time I saw him.  And he wonders why I don't drop in once a year for a lecture.

that's some competant, high quality, focus on the patient health care service right there.  clearly no need for a change. 

Diomedes

He's not a bad doctor.  Just overworked.

One thing I'd like to teach all of you ignorant motherfargers:  if he ain't an MD, then don't call him "doctor."  Having a PHD in history or comparative minority issues, or whatever other bullshtein line of study you want to make up, does not make you a farging doctor.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

Quote from: Diomedes on May 01, 2010, 08:24:21 AM
He's not a bad doctor.  Just overworked.

One thing I'd like to teach all of you ignorant motherfargers:  if he ain't an MD, then don't call him "doctor."  Having a PHD in history or comparative minority issues, or whatever other bullshtein line of study you want to make up, does not make you a farging doctor.

Hence why I address my Professor's as Mr./Mrs./Ms. or by their first name.

MMH

Any PhD who demands to be addressed as Dr. is an icehole.  Which, unfortunately, is quite a few of us.

Sgt PSN

Oh, you actually have a PhD?  I thought it was just part of that role playing excersize we did. 

SD

Quote from: MMH on May 01, 2010, 11:57:57 AM
Any PhD who demands to be addressed as Dr. is an icehole.  Which, unfortunately, is quite a few of us.


What would you do in this situation?

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

phattymatty

so my new thing when i am drunk and thinking of banging a girl i shouldn't is to text about 5 of my friends with a yes no question, and if my first response is yes then i do it.  makes me feel better.  fat girl should be showing up any minute.

mussa

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phattymatty

as expected.  i showered several times yesterday.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

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ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Susquehanna Birder