the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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phattymatty

#16980
January 26, 2010, 02:02:26 PM
salt n pepa shakers

Sgt PSN

#16981
January 26, 2010, 02:31:12 PM
i've never been called to jury duty, presumably because i'm on active duty, never in the same place very long and have kept pa as my "official" home of record.  i'd actually like to get called in for jury duty and make it through the screening process and sit in on a trial.  even if it's not a sexy, headline grabbing trial, i'd still like to do it just for the experience. 

Diomedes

#16982
January 26, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2010, 08:26:54 AMevery question they ask has an obvious answer that will get you thrown out of the pool...just give that answer on the first question and youre done

wrong and wrong
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MMH

#16983
January 26, 2010, 09:03:24 PM
I got called once, in PA, for an environmental case.  Told the judge I needed to be at my real job, cause it paid better so I could afford to continue earning my toxicology degree.  I was the first candidate eliminated by the chemical company dumping shtein in the Allegheny.

Sgt PSN

#16984
January 26, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
lol

Eagaholic

#16985
January 27, 2010, 10:45:09 PM

You wouldn't see a guy being all squeamish like that

hbionic

#16986
January 28, 2010, 05:12:50 AM
You can tell the Elephant Trainer in the back is getting off on it.

"Just like I taught you....yeah...that's it...up the thigh...and into her....yeaaahh...take a wiff...
what's that smell like? I bet you like it, huh, boy? You like that smell? Smells REAL good, don't it?"

"Yeah...the little bitch is next".
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Seabiscuit36

#16987
January 28, 2010, 06:55:22 AM
i woke up around 3am to pee last night, and fell flat on my face, i tried to get up again and fell.  What the farg is wrong with me
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#16988
January 28, 2010, 07:37:38 AM
Sorry to laugh at you but, wait what am I talking about? I'm not sorry at all. That's some funny shtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#16989
January 28, 2010, 07:52:44 AM
My wife and couldn't stop laughing this morning about it. It was weird I couldn't control my legs
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

#16990
January 28, 2010, 09:28:37 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 28, 2010, 07:52:44 AM
My wife and couldn't stop laughing this morning about it. It was weird I couldn't control my legs

that hasn't ever happened before has it?
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Seabiscuit36

#16991
January 28, 2010, 09:31:32 AM
only time before was when i was on pain meds, but i took nothing at all last night.  I'm goign to call Dr House
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Tomahawk

#16992
January 28, 2010, 11:38:27 AM
Were you able to make it to the restroom or did you puddle up where you laid?

mussa

#16993
January 28, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
my guess would be your freakish hairy toes
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PhillyPhanInDC

#16994
January 28, 2010, 11:55:00 AM
It's normal. You're brain basically shuts down your body during sleep. Like a temporary paralysis so you don't act out your dreams, but also to get some serious f'ing work done with regards to repairing your body, etc.. Sometimes when you get up suddenly or abruptly it doesn't turn everything back on. If it keeps happening though, see a doctor, and post every detail here.
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