the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

jury duty today

almost 100% guarantee I won't be picked.  Baltimore doesn't put white folk on a jury.

last time I got called it was for a cop killer trial.  I came dangerously close to being selected.  that was just over a year ago and now they call me up again.  looking forward to sitting in a room full of illiterate pain in the ass adults who behave like they're suffering a day of in-school suspension
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

i've somehow avoided getting called in for the past 5 years i've lived in MD, i'm beginning to think i'm on some list that i shouldnt be
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

Yeah, I'm the opposite, have been all my adult life.  I've been called four times in six years.  Twice in Baltimore, once in the Bronx, once in Brooklyn.

The cop killer trial would have been interesting.  During voire dire for that trial, the judge posed questions to the large pool of prospective jurors, for which you raised your hand and reported your number if you answered the question.  "Have you been a victim of crime," for example (damn near everyone in the room raise their hand for that one).  Once all the group questions were asked, the judge called each juror who had raised his hand for any question up to discuss the question(s) for which he answered in private with the judge, prosecutor, and defense attorney (with the defendant standing right next to his laywer, hearing it all).

One question was put the the group very poorly.  "Do you think you would have a problem being fair given that the defendant is african-american?"  Ok.  Now who in their right mind is going to stand for that question?  No one.  Honkey's would be labeled racist fargs for standing, and black people would be simlilarly stigmatized by the group.  No one stood.  The judge should have asked that question in tandem with another, more broad question, so that jurors could stand and it wouldn't be apparent for which question they were standing.  Then, if they hate the blacks, or if they could never convict a black guy because they think the system is stacked against him, they can explain that in private to the judge.

The only question I stood for had to do with whether you would have an issue with law enforcement officers serving as witnesses in the trial.  I told the judge I'd have to be skeptical of their testimony, given that the defendant is being charged with killing one of their own.  The judge asked me if I thought I could be fair anyway, to which I said sure.  Though I wasn't trying to get bounced--just being honest as I'm asked to do--I was sure that my reply would earn me a dismissal.  It didn't.  I made the final cut of 40 or so jurors who had to stand individually while the lawyers for each side picked and rejected the final jurors.  I was rejected by the defense.  Go figure.



There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

phillymic2000

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 26, 2010, 06:59:00 AM
i've somehow avoided getting called in for the past 5 years i've lived in MD, i'm beginning to think i'm on some list that i shouldnt be

I've never been called :paranoid

Zanshin


Seabiscuit36

When i was 18 i was supposed to be in one, but i had a scheduled vacation and they gave me a pass.  That was a murder trial, guy had killed some ex girlfriend and was convicted.  After that one i've managed to avoid them, but i imagine me bringing this up is a guarantee that in the next 6 months i'm up. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2010, 06:54:15 AM
jury duty today

almost 100% guarantee I won't be picked.  Baltimore doesn't put white folk on a jury.

last time I got called it was for a cop killer trial.  I came dangerously close to being selected.  that was just over a year ago and now they call me up again.  looking forward to sitting in a room full of illiterate pain in the ass adults who behave like they're suffering a day of in-school suspension

every question they ask has an obvious answer that will get you thrown out of the pool...just give that answer on the first question and youre done
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

i dont see it

on the wine woot i see a two pack of wine
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

wow, that one went quick maybe 10 minutes, it was a stainless steel cuisinart wine fridge, refurbed. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Eagaholic

the two pack of wine ad says it is the perfect match for the coming zombie apocalypse

mussa

Got called once to jury. Called morning of to make sure my number was in the group that they needed or didn't and luckily they didn't need me. biyah
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Susquehanna Birder

I was called once, many years ago, for civil trial week. Sat on two full trials, one as an alternate. Pretty cool, and it was better than going to work. Strange that I haven't gotten another call since then.