the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

mpmcgraw · August 26, 2009, 04:31:20 PM

3OH!3 and Jack Johnson.

I can feel it.

Dillen · August 26, 2009, 05:21:04 PM

Quote from: jihadist monk on August 26, 2009, 04:31:20 PM
3OH!3 and Jack Johnson.

I can feel it.

Isn't Jack Johnson like DMB? I can't name one of his songs but DMB is shtein so I'm pretty sure I don't like Jack Johnson.

Considering I listen to bands in basically every genre of music, a point could be made how some of the stuff I listen to is for flags. You listening to 3oh3 still beats me by a blowout.

mpmcgraw · August 26, 2009, 06:02:55 PM

Eh kind of but not really.

Jack Johnson is much more mellow (hell he's a professional surfer from Hawaii) and girly and less hillbilly tripping on acid.

this is his best song imo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZWuYU2kcLg

Come on you have to admit Dont Trust Me is a great song.

Rome · August 26, 2009, 06:09:43 PM

The county I work for sent out 281,000 notices of proposed taxes on Monday and all of them had errors. The information was correct but was listed in the wrong order.

Whenever someone mentions the word "pandemonium" to me, I'll know exactly what to cite as an example.

Jesus - what a day.

Diomedes · August 26, 2009, 06:13:22 PM

the good doctor Dio prescribes a long battery of strong drinks for you

mpmcgraw · August 26, 2009, 06:14:13 PM

stop going off topic and talk about how awesome Jack Johnson is

Sgt PSN · August 26, 2009, 06:38:57 PM

last night my g/f gave me a fellatio and then rubbed my feet until i fell asleep. i don't know what she wants but i bet it's expensive.

General_Failure · August 26, 2009, 06:42:12 PM

Relax, she probably did some guy from work a couple hours before.

Diomedes · August 26, 2009, 06:42:49 PM

maybe she's setting you up to give her a cunnilingus?

Sgt PSN · August 26, 2009, 06:43:53 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on August 26, 2009, 06:42:12 PM
Relax, she probably did some guy from work a couple hours before.

it's cheaper than buying her something. let's root for that one.

Quote from: Diomedes on August 26, 2009, 06:42:49 PM
maybe she's setting you up to give her a cunnilingus?

she's on the rag. let's not root for this one.

Diomedes · August 26, 2009, 06:46:26 PM

hey, she's not pregnant...that's good

General_Failure · August 26, 2009, 06:51:51 PM

At least not anymore.

Rome · August 26, 2009, 06:58:19 PM

ahahaha - that's not nice at all.

funny as a motherfarger but definitely not nice.

Sgt PSN · August 26, 2009, 07:05:06 PM

ha! def not prego, wasn't prego and isn't going to be prego. i actually dumbed myself into a pretty good one with this girl. she doesn't have kids and doesn't want any. never been married, doesn't want to either. other than being a savage who can't handle her firewater, she's low maintenance and easy to please.

Diomedes · August 26, 2009, 07:26:26 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 26, 2009, 07:05:06 PMshe doesn't have kids and doesn't want any. never been married, doesn't want to either.

PT Barnum said something pithy about people like you.