the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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4and26


4and26

Ha ..some of the abbreviations!!


RCON    Sneaks off condom

BBG      Bare Back Greek (Anal)

IGYS

BigEd76


Sgt PSN


rjs246

There is no hell hot enough for your kind, Sarge.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

but you laughed.  maybe just a little.  but you laughed. 

Diomedes

He'll have Rome as company, if that's any consolation.  An eternity of trading puns back and forth.  Of course, it will seem heavenly to them, but ignorance is bliss.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

Quote from: rjs246 on April 17, 2009, 11:51:37 AM
I'm flattered by my entry. You nerds are the best.

He tried to set me on fire, haha
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Eagaholic

QuoteBIRMINGHAM, Ala. - A Mississippi woman who was shot in the head not only survived but made herself tea and offered an astonished deputy something to drink, authorities said Friday.

Tammy Sexton, 47, remained hospitalized three days after being wounded by her husband, who killed himself after he shot his wife. She is expected to fully recover.

"There's no way she should be alive other than a miracle from God," said Sheriff Mike Byrd of Jackson County, Miss...

Byrd said deputies were looking for Sexton's husband, Donald Ray Sexton, earlier in the week to give him a document ordering him to stay away from his wife.

"She was at her bed, and he shot her right in the head," Byrd said. "Then he went out on the back porch and shot himself."

The slug from a .380-caliber handgun struck Tammy Sexton squarely in the forehead, passed through her skull and exited through the back of her head, Byrd said. A deputy arrived within minutes and was greeted by the woman.

"When the officer got there she said, 'What's going on?' She was holding a rag on her head and talking. She was conscious, but she was confused about what had happened," he said. "She had made herself some tea and offered the officer something to drink."

Byrd said the bullet apparently passed through the lobes of the woman's brain without causing major damage.


rjs246

That speaks volumes about how much people in Mississippi need their brains.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

Let's just hope zombies don't learn how to do that.
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Rome


MDS

a miracle from god. farging hell these inbreeds are the dumbest human beings on the planet.
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General_Failure

Civilized persons have specialists to mutilate their genitals.

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Eagaholic

I don't know, those down home folks can have good common sense and resourcefulness. For example, the article said she was holding a bloodied rag to her head. Where do you think she got that from?