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PhillyPhreak54

#14235
March 16, 2009, 11:23:27 AM
Saturday night my friend and his wife went with me and my girl to a comedy club in San Antonio. The first two people that came on were ok. Well, the first one was and the second bombed. It was two chicks. Then the headliner came out and he was really good. After midnight they have like an open mic thing where people come up for 5 minute bits. Two of those guys ended up staying up there for 20 minutes because they rocked the house.

The headliner guy starter railing on some Rastafarian chick in the crowd because she heckled him. She went back at him and it was good. Then the two guys who came up on the open mic part tore this chick apart. She got up and left. Hilarious.

The only thing that sucked was the waitresses. We waited twenty minutes for a chick to come take the orders. And the bastiches add gratuity to the ticket automatically. shteinbags.

BigEd76

#14236
March 16, 2009, 11:24:42 AM
and people thought the Vet was bad...

QuoteBAGHDAD -- Police say an Iraqi soccer player has been shot dead just as he was about to kick what could have been the tying goal in a weekend game south of Baghdad.

Police Maj. Muthanna Khalid says a striker from the Buhairat amateur team was facing only the goalie during a Sunday match in Hillah when a supporter of the rival Sinjar club shot him in the head in the final minute of play.

Sinjar was leading 1-0 when the shooting occurred. Khalid said a spectator was arrested.

More Iraqis are turning out for sports events now that security is improving. Major matches in Baghdad are heavily guarded but security in amateur games in smaller cities is often lax.

hbionic

#14237
March 16, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 16, 2009, 11:24:42 AM
and people thought the Vet was bad...

QuoteBAGHDAD -- Police say an Iraqi soccer player has been shot dead just as he was about to kick what could have been the tying goal in a weekend game south of Baghdad.

Police Maj. Muthanna Khalid says a striker from the Buhairat amateur team was facing only the goalie during a Sunday match in Hillah when a supporter of the rival Sinjar club shot him in the head in the final minute of play.

Sinjar was leading 1-0 when the shooting occurred. Khalid said a spectator was arrested.

More Iraqis are turning out for sports events now that security is improving. Major matches in Baghdad are heavily guarded but security in amateur games in smaller cities is often lax.

How do you say, "Last boyscout" in Iraqi?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

mussa

#14238
March 16, 2009, 11:37:26 AM
what the farg is wrong with people
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Seabiscuit36

#14239
March 16, 2009, 12:35:29 PM
So i got my new Saiga 12ga, took it to the range yesterday.  I cleaned the shtein out of it Friday, and oiled/greased it up.  Apparently when i put the Dust cover back on, i didnt give enough clearance room for the Dust Clip cover.  First shot, the dust cover flew off right at my head, luckily i had glasses on or i'd be rocking a black eye today(sorry i didnt die)  Otherwise this thing fired great, shot thru 15 slugs, was accurate within 3 inches at 35 yds.  I'm getting a Red Dot setup tomorrow, and a 12 rd clip.  Zombies are gonna hate me
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Beermonkey

#14240
March 16, 2009, 12:51:57 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 16, 2009, 12:35:29 PM
So i got my new Saiga 12ga, took it to the range yesterday.  I cleaned the shtein out of it Friday, and oiled/greased it up.  Apparently when i put the Dust cover back on, i didnt give enough clearance room for the Dust Clip cover.  First shot, the dust cover flew off right at my head, luckily i had glasses on or i'd be rocking a black eye today(sorry i didnt die)  Otherwise this thing fired great, shot thru 15 slugs, was accurate within 3 inches at 35 yds.  I'm getting a Red Dot setup tomorrow, and a 12 rd clip.  Zombies are gonna hate me

My wife made me sell my guns when we had kids, but now I've been bugging her to let me buy one again, as the kids are older. I tried using the zombie protection angle with her but she wasn't budging, thinking I was joking, but somewhere buried in my the thought process, I was serious.

hbionic

#14241
March 16, 2009, 01:29:50 PM
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Seabiscuit36

#14242
March 16, 2009, 02:34:35 PM
I did the zombie defense Beermonkey, even went as far as making sure we watched multiple zombie movies over the weekends leading up to my purchase.  If all else fails, go with the possible depression coming, and what are you gonna do to stop robbers with guns.  I'm building up a small army, my defense plans for zombies involves leaving land and going to a local fort here. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

mussa

#14243
March 16, 2009, 03:46:58 PM
the most redneck hillbilly guy i know told me over the weekend Obama is forcing all gun owners to pay a yearly registration fee for every firearm you own...varying in price depending on type of weapon, with handgun being most expensive. I hope this isn't true...
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Tomahawk

#14244
March 16, 2009, 04:16:57 PM
I hope it is true. Better than increasing the tax again on my cigarettes

Seabiscuit36

#14245
March 16, 2009, 04:27:23 PM
Quote from: mussa on March 16, 2009, 03:46:58 PM
the most redneck hillbilly guy i know told me over the weekend Obama is forcing all gun owners to pay a yearly registration fee for every firearm you own...varying in price depending on type of weapon, with handgun being most expensive. I hope this isn't true...
there is all types of crap making its way around.  You wont see anything other than a Assault weapon ban probably on new sales.  That said, im stocking up. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

mussa

#14246
March 16, 2009, 04:43:20 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 16, 2009, 04:16:57 PM
I hope it is true. Better than increasing the tax again on my cigarettes

They already increased tax on cigs. It's going up April 1st in PA anyway. My buddy owns a tobacco shop, he said roll your own tobacco was seling for 13 bucks for 2 lbs of tobacco(2 and half cartons), now with the with new tax hike the price is going to triple for roll your own.

I don't know what to believe about the whole gun thing. The Right are freaking out about losing their guns. I don't think it will ever get that way, but charging people yearly for each gun they own is bullshtein.
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

ATV

#14247
March 16, 2009, 04:47:31 PM
QuoteObama is forcing all gun owners to pay a yearly registration fee for every firearm you own...varying in price depending on type of weapon, with handgun being most expensive. I hope this isn't true

Godamn I hope that's true. One doesn't need a 4-inch long death stick to hunt for deer or even to protect their home.

Rome

#14248
March 16, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
You would if I came to your house in the middle of the night and raped your wife and dog.

paco

#14249
March 16, 2009, 06:19:41 PM Last Edit: March 16, 2009, 06:22:13 PM by paco
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 16, 2009, 12:35:29 PM
So i got my new Saiga 12ga, took it to the range yesterday.  I cleaned the shtein out of it Friday, and oiled/greased it up.  Apparently when i put the Dust cover back on, i didnt give enough clearance room for the Dust Clip cover.  First shot, the dust cover flew off right at my head, luckily i had glasses on or i'd be rocking a black eye today(sorry i didnt die)  Otherwise this thing fired great, shot thru 15 slugs, was accurate within 3 inches at 35 yds.  I'm getting a Red Dot setup tomorrow, and a 12 rd clip.  Zombies are gonna hate me

Im in the market for a Glock 21 right now.  Problem is, right now everywhere is sold out.  Hopefully, by Friday, Zombies will hate me more.


Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 16, 2009, 02:34:35 PM
I did the zombie defense Beermonkey, even went as far as making sure we watched multiple zombie movies over the weekends leading up to my purchase.  If all else fails, go with the possible depression coming, and what are you gonna do to stop robbers with guns.  I'm building up a small army, my defense plans for zombies involves leaving land and going to a local fort here. 

Pick up the "Zombie Survival Guide".  Lots of good tips.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.
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