the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

This was the first time I've gotten my shtein chopped in months. Probably April or May. I was rocking the Indifference Mullet. Sexy.

[Rome]

The girl who cuts my hair used to be hot.  Now she's around 40 and fat.  Meh.

Still cuts hair like a mothafarger, though.  Bitch is getting expensive now.  25 beans for a cut plus tippage.

thats because your old now, and Inflation is a bitch

Please stop typing "your" when you mean "you're".

Seriously, dude... I'm considering begging you to stop at this point.

[Seabiscuit36]

The girl who cuts my hair used to be hot.  Now she's around 40 and fat.  Meh.

Still cuts hair like a mothafarger, though.  Bitch is getting expensive now.  25 beans for a cut plus tippage.

thats because your old now, and Inflation is a bitch

Please stop typing "your" when you mean "you're".

Seriously, dude... I'm considering begging you to stop at this point.

your a douche....old farg

[mussa]

Not to get all faggy here but how the farg did the "barber" cut hair as short as yours with a straight razor?

I still don't really understand how she did it. But it was awesome.

well you obviously have black man hair

[phattymatty]

and there are no female barbers.  you went to a stylist.

[rjs246]

Whatever, her boobs wanted to winter on my face.

[phattymatty]

actually i have one girl at my barber shop too.  she's tiny, puerto rican, wears hardly any clothes, her name is daisy, and i love her.

[phillycrew]

Reminds me of the story of the time I went to a strip club for a friend's bachelor party.  One dancer looked really familiar and I could tell she was trying to figure out how she knew me.  It ended up she was my old stylist.  We laughed about and had some drinks.  Her boobs were just as good knowing she was a stripper as if she was just a sylist.

[Phanatic]

I buzz my own hair but I'm reconsidering that idea now

[mussa]

ahh the girls at supercuts...all future strippers that have yet to break down

[Seabiscuit36]

ahh the girls at supercuts...all future strippers that have yet to break down

agree 100%, and yes i know i'm a fag for getting my hair cut there, but if Kilby does it, so can i

[mussa]

thats why you must continue to tip horrible...we need more strippers

[Munson]

Goose fargs my shtein up.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27279684/?gt1=43001

The unnamed pilot said he and another airman were scrambled on the night of May 20, 1957, to intercept an unusual "bogey" on radars at a Royal Air Force Station Manston, an airfield at the southeastern tip of England about 75 miles from central London.

"This was a flying object with very unusual flight patterns," the pilot said, according to a typed manuscript of his account mailed to Britain's Ministry of Defense by a UFO enthusiast in 1988. "In the initial briefing it was suggested to us that the bogey actually was motionless for long intervals."

Ordered to fly at full throttle in cloudy weather, the pilot said he was given the order to fire a volley of 24 rockets at the mysterious object.

"To be quite candid I almost [expletive] my pants!" the pilot said, saying he asked for confirmation — which he received.

[PhillyPhreak54]

So my girlfriend goes for her visa interview tomorrow. I am nervous as farg, and she is even more nervous. Even if the deny her, she can re-do it. But I want this to be over. We can see the end and if they issue the visa, she will be here in two weeks.

She has all the papers they require. The zesty thing is they only give about 3-5 minutes per interview. So despite needing more paperwork than I can count, letters from everyone, bank statements from her and her father...it comes down to a short interview and whether or not the consular officer is having a good day.