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General_Failure

#13035
October 11, 2008, 03:08:15 PM
Did they tip him well?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Seabiscuit36

#13036
October 14, 2008, 08:42:53 AM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#13037
October 14, 2008, 08:52:35 AM
Dictators know how to party.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

#13039
October 14, 2008, 11:03:17 AM
wait, that goofy looking thing is the mistress?

PoopyfaceMcGee

#13040
October 14, 2008, 02:07:56 PM
Yes.  Hot, huh?

BigEd76

#13041
October 14, 2008, 02:17:44 PM
between her and Lewinsky....I'll take the shotgun


completely unrelated, I found the new Best Buy logo:

phattymatty

#13042
October 14, 2008, 02:57:40 PM
so i heard my keys pressing against buttons on my blackberry inside my pocket yesterday, and when I pulled it out it said POOP.  i swear to god.  it was funny. 

Tomahawk

#13043
October 14, 2008, 04:28:03 PM
Why can't stupid motherfargers get their entire car into the turn lane?

Geowhizzer

#13044
October 14, 2008, 05:48:54 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 14, 2008, 09:56:16 AM
there must be something in the water in this district

Not mine.  It's just to the north of me, though.

Speaking of gerrymandering:

PoopyfaceMcGee

#13045
October 14, 2008, 10:09:40 PM
Okeechobee?  She's okee dokee!

MadMarchHare

#13046
October 14, 2008, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 14, 2008, 05:48:54 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 14, 2008, 09:56:16 AM
there must be something in the water in this district

Not mine.  It's just to the north of me, though.

Speaking of gerrymandering:



Jesus Christ, that's not even contiguous.  Unbelievable.
Anyone but Reid.

Father Demon

#13047
October 15, 2008, 01:37:58 PM
Tired of your kids?  Drop 'em of in Nebraska.

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2nd teen not from Nebraska is left there
By The Associated Press

OMAHA — A Michigan woman drove roughly 12 hours to Omaha so she could abandon her 13-year-old son at a hospital under the state's unique safe-haven law, Nebraska officials said Monday.

The boy from the Detroit area is the second teenager from outside Nebraska and 18th child overall abandoned in the state since the law took effect in July.

There was no sign the boy was in immediate danger before he was abandoned early Monday, but an investigation was continuing, said Todd Landry, who heads the state's Department of Health and Human Services' division of children and family services.

Last week, a 14-year-old girl from Iowa was left at an Omaha hospital by her grandparents. Nebraska's safe-haven law allows anyone, not just a parent, to drop off a child of any age at any state-licensed hospital without fear of prosecution for abandonment.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MDS

#13048
October 15, 2008, 02:24:24 PM
what the farg is wrong with america
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Tomahawk

#13049
October 15, 2008, 02:30:13 PM
For abondoning the kids or for adopting a law like that?
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