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rjs246

#13050
October 15, 2008, 02:40:40 PM
Uh, both.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

#13051
October 15, 2008, 03:59:58 PM
pretty cool article on the origins of fail and epic fail

http://www.slate.com/id/2202262/
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

phattymatty

#13052
October 15, 2008, 04:17:02 PM
it's funny when old people try to figure out internet memes.  that picture is awesome though.


Seabiscuit36

#13053
October 16, 2008, 09:05:56 AM
I found one of the best websites ever   www.poopreport.com
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#13054
October 16, 2008, 04:44:23 PM
I got the best haircut of my life this afternoon. The lady cut the hole thing with a straight razor which I've never seen before. And her snoobins were jumping around all over the place trying to get into my mouth. I think I'm in love.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phillycrew

#13055
October 16, 2008, 05:01:14 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 16, 2008, 04:44:23 PM
The lady cut the hole thing with a straight razor.

Anal trim?

mussa

#13056
October 16, 2008, 06:58:36 PM
did you get your taint bleached also?
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rjs246

#13057
October 16, 2008, 07:53:32 PM
Dudes, do you think I was born in a barn? I get that shtein waxed.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#13058
October 16, 2008, 08:31:42 PM
Not to get all faggy here but how the farg did the "barber" cut hair as short as yours with a straight razor?

I got a great haircut yesterday too.  The girl who cuts it is getting fatter and older by the week, but that's okay... so am I.

rjs246

#13059
October 16, 2008, 08:46:47 PM
Quote from: Rome on October 16, 2008, 08:31:42 PM
Not to get all faggy here but how the farg did the "barber" cut hair as short as yours with a straight razor?


I still don't really understand how she did it. But it was awesome.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

#13060
October 16, 2008, 08:48:07 PM
Here's a shocker...

I go to a little joint where there are two fine ass latina chicks who speak little english but possess luscious asses. Best haircuts ever.

MDS

#13061
October 16, 2008, 08:54:14 PM
I go to a place in the hood where the cutters are fresh out on parole.

Win.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

#13062
October 16, 2008, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 16, 2008, 07:53:32 PM
Dudes, do you think I was born in a barn? I get that shtein waxed.
Lasers... Its like a turtle down there
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#13063
October 16, 2008, 08:58:38 PM
The girl who cuts my hair used to be hot.  Now she's around 40 and fat.  Meh.

Still cuts hair like a mothafarger, though.  Bitch is getting expensive now.  25 beans for a cut plus tippage.

Seabiscuit36

#13064
October 16, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Quote from: Rome on October 16, 2008, 08:58:38 PM
The girl who cuts my hair used to be hot.  Now she's around 40 and fat.  Meh.

Still cuts hair like a mothafarger, though.  Bitch is getting expensive now.  25 beans for a cut plus tippage.
thats because your old now, and Inflation is a bitch
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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