the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

Please. farging. Shut. Up.

[Munson]

Stop whining and being such a douche. Boston is rubbing off on you.

[rjs246]

Telling you to die screaming is not a whine. It's a command.

Can't wait to hear your next story of how you got drunk and stared at women at a Temple frat house. farging riveting.

[Rome]

Go Phillies.

[MDS]

to be fair, he was staring at ghastly women. only sorority whores go to frat parties, and those are fatties who need to join clubs in order to make friends.

[Munson]

to be fair, he was staring at ghastly women. only sorority whores go to frat parties, and those are fatties who need to join clubs in order to make friends.

You must really be a lonely college guy if that's your philosphy.

Rusty, like your posts are all the more exciting. The difference is, unlike you, I don't worry about looking cool to my internet buds. Now get out of Boston before you become a full on BoSox douche bag.

[rjs246]

I'm fairly certain that I don't have any internet buds. I would imagine that these clowns dislike me about as much as I dislike you. Which is to say, quite a bit.

Now die slowly.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Yesterday I saw a pink donkey, apparently the IA got bored so they decided to paint a donkey pink that was near their guard shack.  And people wonder why we can't hand this country over yet.

[Rome]

I'm fairly certain that I don't have any internet buds. I would imagine that these clowns dislike me about as much as I dislike you. Which is to say, quite a bit.

Now die slowly.

If it's any help I can't stand you.  You're acerbic, mean-spirited, and you have horrific taste in art, music, literature, booze, broads and to top it off you dislike puns.

I mean, who the farg dislikes puns?

icehole.

[rjs246]

It does help. But if you had left out 'broads' it would have been more believable, Alba-lover.

farg puns.

[Rome]

Mmmmm... Alba.

[MadMarchHare]

That's arguably the most unattractive picture of her yet.

[MDS]

[Munson]

I'm fairly certain that I don't have any internet buds. I would imagine that these clowns dislike me about as much as I dislike you. Which is to say, quite a bit.

Now die slowly.

As drunk as I was last night I still knew you'd post something exactly like this in response.
Not only are you getting whiney and douchey, but predictable as well.

You're no fun.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=5930862&page=1

In what authorities described as one of the most unusual robberies in recent memory, a man wrested a bag of cash from an armored truck guard and escaped down a creek with an inner tube after using decoys summoned from a Craigslist ad to distract witnesses.
It's believed he escaped by floating down a river in an inflatable raft.

Police from the small town of Monroe, Wash., are still wondering how he managed to pull it off. They were on the scene two minutes after the call came in Tuesday, but have not found the robber, who shed his clothes as he ran toward the local creek and, according to witness statements, escaped with an inner tube.

Police spokeswoman Debbie Willis said the robbery was unusual both in preparation and execution.

"The Craigslist thing is very weird," she said. "Hopefully, that will give us some clue as to where they are."

Willis said an ad was posted on the free classified advertising site, asking for 15 to 20 men to show up near the Bank of America on Old Owen Road at 11:15 a.m. Tuesday to work on a maintenance project called "Restore Monroe."

The men were to wear dark blue shirts and surgical masks covering their noses and mouths. In return, they'd be paid about $28 per hour, which Willis said is well above the standard for that kind of work.