the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Happy Birthday, BiggieE.

[BigEd76]

 

are you sober yet?

[MDS]

[Rome]

Just curious - why would you post a photo of Rizzo's?

[Diomedes]

because it's October 7 and already festooned in Christmas shtein?

[BigEd76]

it's my last name

(insert hilarious question of whether I'm related to the former mayor, cause I never get sick of that ish)

[phattymatty]

get brett weir I said!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This is Sol Rosenberg - I got warts all over.. IN my ass.

[SD_Eagle5]

okay so I'll bring all my glasses and my shoes...so I have them

[reese125]

Mr Rosenburg......do you need an appointment?"

"Im sorry."

"Mr Rosenburg...do you need an appointment?"

"fantastic then."

"Let me put you through to my secretary....hold on."

"Hello?"

"Barbara?"

Mr Rosenburg...do you need an appointment?"

"shore.....whateva's good for you sweetheart"

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Maybe for special bonus, I choke some of your spaculty staff.

Yeah, yeah, you choke the staff.

[reese125]

bwhahahahaha

holy shtein i love that

[phattymatty]

he said bad awful things and I fell down the stairs, and my shoes fell off.

[SD_Eagle5]

Well how bout I sue you?
Sue me? For what?
Sue you...sue everyone!

[reese125]

I put a little ballerina skirt on the monkey and beat him into oblivion

well...I dont kno.....

Im also known very very well for pulling large pieces of furniture from my ass!

Hahaha...from your aaass?

Ive been doing it for years....Im the best

I have other little tricks I....

He pulls large furniture outta of his ass

Let me come down there and go nuts...I will freak you out