the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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General_Failure

#12885
September 25, 2008, 05:02:09 PM
Tazing people who are off the ground. Did these guys not see King Kong?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Father Demon

#12887
September 26, 2008, 02:19:22 AM
Giant surprise. Who couldn't smell that one coming a mile away?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Geowhizzer

#12888
September 26, 2008, 05:52:59 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on September 26, 2008, 02:19:22 AM
Giant surprise. Who couldn't smell that one coming a mile away?

The whole thing still stinks, though.

Yeti

#12889
September 26, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
These jokes stink.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

#12890
September 26, 2008, 03:10:19 PM
so a white school from western maryland (i.e. alabama) hosts a black school from dc (i.e. igy's area) for a friendly game of high school football. during the game, the white players make racists remarks to the black players, and the black teams coach pulls them off the field and forfeits the game.

a few days later, the principal of the white school says this:

Quote"I've harped on this before, but we need to play local football," Lewis said. "When you play teams from out of the area that you don't really know, it's good in some situations and bad in others. ... When we stay local, we all know each other, our programs and our personalities. We know what we're getting. We get along with each other and like each other, and we play great football. We need to play local football."

goooo america.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Father Demon

#12891
September 26, 2008, 04:31:11 PM
Anne Hathaway loves anal sex

"In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy "Get Smart" star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing". She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way."

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#12892
September 26, 2008, 05:49:30 PM
god bless her
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Seabiscuit36

#12893
September 26, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
i have to pick that issue up for the wifey. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

#12894
September 26, 2008, 05:58:20 PM
what a whore
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#12895
September 27, 2008, 09:12:41 PM

mussa

#12896
September 28, 2008, 01:44:51 AM
ha the guy eating corn gets me everytime  :-D
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"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Geowhizzer

#12897
September 29, 2008, 06:01:13 AM
Just though this photo was pretty cool.

BigEd76

#12898
September 29, 2008, 12:49:27 PM
Hathaway is hosting SNL this week

PoopyfaceMcGee

#12899
September 29, 2008, 01:18:44 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 29, 2008, 12:49:27 PM
Hathaway is hosting SNL this week

rjs will coincidentally be in NYC.
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