the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

Sure, I'd hit it.

She looks like John Vukovich's wife. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I don't see the resemblance

[reese125]

IGY's cousins arrested

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/16017217.html

[Sgt PSN]

I don't see the resemblance

So wrong but so funny.  Well done.   

[Sgt PSN]

IGY's cousins arrested

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/16017217.html

Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.

This alone makes this the greatest news article ever written.   

[SunMo]

so he does all that..smashes through a window, swims across a pond, and then turns himself in a week later?  what an idiot.

[Sgt PSN]

How bad of a cop do you have to be if a brotha is wearing handcuffs and tries to swim his way to freedom and succeeds?  100 years ago that scenerio is every white man's dream.  Proabably still is in some states. 

[reese125]

how bout--how talented do you have to be to swim away a free man handcuffed?

[Susquehanna Birder]

so he does all that..smashes through a window, swims across a pond, and then turns himself in a week later?  what an idiot.

Apparently there was something at home he needed to...um...take care of before the cops searched the place.

[phattymatty]

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

i will love anyone who has video of this.  that is funny.

[phattymatty]

This alone makes this the greatest news article ever written.   

ha, i didn't even click on the link at first.  they were twin gay porn stars, that makes it so much better.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Howard Stern not living up to his contract

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Too soon?

[ice grillin you]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/27/australia.snake.ap/index.html#cnnSTCText

[reese125]

dude