the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[reese125]

Hey Pooky and Nino....you guys gonna share that shtein or you gonna hog it all to yourselves?

[ice grillin you]

lolol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=SPWBKCLOSRDCBQFIQMGSFFWAVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2008/01/24/wdwarf124.xml

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

My administration will be dedicated 100% to protecting our fragile planet from the space zombies. I don't care how many layers it takes.

Thumbs up?

[Father Demon]

This is where Austin Scott went to high school

[phattymatty]

so early this morning, after everyone got back from the bars, this dude tries to get his wristband off with a knife, and obviously was holding it the wrong way, because after the knife cut the wristband, he stabbed himself in the eyeball.

i can't help but laugh about it but dude might not ever see out of that eye again.  ha.

[phillymic2000]

this guy is awesome...

http://www.fanblogs.com/missouri/007453.php

One of his demands.....

" ~ I get to take a half court shot at a men's basketball game for absolutely no reason."

All his demands had me crackin up

Every February 5th is Iam4Mizzou Day at the University of Missouri. This will be recognized officially and an email will be sent out from the chancellor's office wishing everyone Happy Iam4Mizzou Day with adequate enthusiasm. When asked about the meaning of this day, officials are to defensively respond "no comment" and change the subject.

New president Gary Forsee will use the word "thunderdome" in his next press conference in a confusing, inappropriate way.

The three university amigos cc'd on the cease and desist letter will be photographed together wearing missouritigers.com Kitty logo shirts. I said Kittyâ,,¢ logo All Rights Reserved Property of ME.

I get to take a half court shot at a men's basketball game for absolutely no reason.

I get to drive the Mizzou helmet car through campus recklessly and will run over a variety of bushes in a wanton fashion.

I will get a gold star with Iam4Mizzou on it on a bathroom stall at Faurot.

[Seabiscuit36]

so early this morning, after everyone got back from the bars, this dude tries to get his wristband off with a knife, and obviously was holding it the wrong way, because after the knife cut the wristband, he stabbed himself in the eyeball.

i can't help but laugh about it but dude might not ever see out of that eye again.  ha.

thats farged up and awesome at the same time.  Im usually that guy. 

[hbionic]

so early this morning, after everyone got back from the bars, this dude tries to get his wristband off with a knife, and obviously was holding it the wrong way, because after the knife cut the wristband, he stabbed himself in the eyeball.

i can't help but laugh about it but dude might not ever see out of that eye again.  ha.

thats farged up and awesome at the same time.  Im usually that guy. 

You really only get two chances to be that guy. Unless you're Cy.

[Seabiscuit36]

I dislocated my shoulder jumping a chain at a tailgate, recently i've been that idiot

[Diomedes]

oh for farg sake, enough with the dislocated shoulder.  we know already

[SunMo]

i wish somebody would dislocate your head from your body

[Munson]

I heard this poster on CF has a dislocated shoulder!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

oh for farg sake, enough with the dislocated shoulder.  we know already

Yeah, but did he have a living will before he went in for surgery on it?

[ice grillin you]

oh for farg sake, enough with the dislocated shoulder.  we know already

Yeah, but did he have a living will before he went in for surgery on it?

how do you write a will when youre dead?

[Rome]

oh for farg sake, enough with the dislocated shoulder.  we know already

Yeah, but did he have a living will before he went in for surgery on it?

how do you write a will when youre dead?

You ghost write it.

Bah!