the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

can you two PLEASE STOP

[rjs246]

You will come to rue your lack of zombie preparedness. Crybaby.

[phattymatty]

this guy is awesome...

http://www.fanblogs.com/missouri/007453.php

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Clearly, you are ingorant about zombies. By definition they cannot think and therefore cannot build space ships or plan an invasion. If there is some sort of space-monster that happens to be undead, floating through space and happens to run into earth, well then the lasers will take care of it.

Count it.

So, you're ruling out extra terrestrial beings from cultivating a zombie population for use as a weapon against Earth?

Sir, you are simply not seeing all the possibilities here.

[rjs246]

this guy is awesome...

http://www.fanblogs.com/missouri/007453.php

That's awesome. farg the man.

So, you're ruling out extra terrestrial beings from cultivating a zombie population for use as a weapon against Earth?

Sir, you are simply not seeing all the possibilities here.

That's what the lasers are for, dingis. Shooting all space zombies out of the sky before they get to us. No space travel required, only defending ourselves from possible space invasion. Jesus!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That's what the lasers are for, dingis. Shooting all space zombies out of the sky before they get to us. No space travel required, only defending ourselves from possible space invasion. Jesus!

Your face is a dingis, dingis.

[Yeti]

this guy is awesome...

http://www.fanblogs.com/missouri/007453.php

One of his demands.....

" ~ I get to take a half court shot at a men's basketball game for absolutely no reason."

[rjs246]

As time goes on I become more and more impressed with Bill Gates. He may be the head of an evil monopolistic organization in charge of distributing shoddy products to billions of people, but outside of that he is actually trying to put his ludicrous wealth to very good use.
Way to go, supernerd.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

So, you're ruling out extra terrestrial beings from cultivating a zombie population for use as a weapon against Earth?

Sir, you are simply not seeing all the possibilities here.

That's what the lasers are for, dingis. Shooting all space zombies out of the sky before they get to us. No space travel required, only defending ourselves from possible space invasion. Jesus!

Dude, the best defense is being totally offensive. Also, lasers aren't the best way to kill zombies by a long shot.
As someone who obviously has experience says:

After your initial panic, it's important to remember that a significant component of your survival is the demise of the ghouls trying to get your tasty brains. Despite some reports to the contrary, the only way to permanently un-animate a zombie is to destroy its brain. This isn't rocket science (although that would be a cool way to do it). A gunshot to the head is the most direct way to disable a zombie, but not the only way. Decapitation also works, although the head will probably still function so don't let it bite you. If you survive long enough, and society collapses along with any hope of rescue, you'll need to develop some means of skull penetration that doesn't involve guns - a professional bowhunting setup works if you can get it. You might be squeamish at first, taking out your neighbors; with time this will pass, you might even adopt a gleeful hangman's sense of humor in your executions.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/4/18/153047/155
Their still animated upper torsos and heads would rain down on earth. Instead of 12 billion for laZers, get $12 billion worth of fireman's axes and Benelli shotguns. Hoyda.

[ice grillin you]

gates' philanthropy is really a thing of greatness

[rjs246]

So, you're ruling out extra terrestrial beings from cultivating a zombie population for use as a weapon against Earth?

Sir, you are simply not seeing all the possibilities here.

That's what the lasers are for, dingis. Shooting all space zombies out of the sky before they get to us. No space travel required, only defending ourselves from possible space invasion. Jesus!

Dude, the best defense is being totally offensive. Also, lasers aren't the best way to kill zombies by a long shot.

The lasers are for destroying the ships full of zombies, thereby incinerating the zombies. They'd never make it through the atmosphere in one piece without a ship of some sort. They'd burn to a crisp.

[Cerevant]

Yeah, real great for all the people who lost their jobs when their employers were driven out of business or bought out by MS.  

[PhillyPhanInDC]

So, you're ruling out extra terrestrial beings from cultivating a zombie population for use as a weapon against Earth?

Sir, you are simply not seeing all the possibilities here.

That's what the lasers are for, dingis. Shooting all space zombies out of the sky before they get to us. No space travel required, only defending ourselves from possible space invasion. Jesus!

Dude, the best defense is being totally offensive. Also, lasers aren't the best way to kill zombies by a long shot.

The lasers are for destroying the ships full of zombies, thereby incinerating the zombies. They'd never make it through the atmosphere in one piece without a ship of some sort. They'd burn to a crisp.

1. Has fire or burning ever proven to be an effective means of combating a zombie horde? I think not.

2. What if they target the hole in the ozone near the north pole. Think of the poor Eskimos.

I think that you have to at least realize the lasers would only be the first option in a multi-layered approach to dealing with a massive zombie invasion from space. It's a good start.

[rjs246]

1. Has fire or burning ever proven to be an effective means of combating a zombie horde? I think not.

You think wrong. Incineration, along with severe brain trauma, are the only effective ways of killing zombies.

2. What if they target the hole in the ozone near the north pole. Think of the poor Eskimos.

I think that you have to at least realize the lasers would only be the first option in a multi-layered approach to dealing with a massive zombie invasion from space. It's a good start.

F The Eskimos. The Zombies will freeze solid up north. It's science.

My administration will be dedicated 100% to protecting our fragile planet from the space zombies. I don't care how many layers it takes.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

F The Eskimos. The Zombies will freeze solid up north. It's science.

My administration will be dedicated 100% to protecting our fragile planet from the space zombies. I don't care how many layers it takes.

F the Eskimos? Are you farging insane? If you allow all the Eskimos to be turned, who is going to club the baby seals? One could make the argument that a world chock full of baby seals and frozen psuedo-aZn zombies is far less desirable than one with roving normal zombies.

Also, you totally neglected global warming thawing the psuedo-aZn zombies, and their inevitable coalition with the manbearpigs of the world.