the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

I'm not saying that I don't want them to die, and I'm not saying that I find either of them especially remarkable to look at any more, what I am saying is that I would watch Paris Hilton in a lesbian scene. And so would you.

[ice grillin you]

yes sir....please continue to be mean to people paris

[Father Demon]

Please leak it, Brit. 

I would watch.  And I'd also rub one out to it.

Sarge is a liar.

[Zanshin]

I don't find Paris Hilton attractive at all. So I'd probably only watch it five times.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm not saying that I don't want them to die, and I'm not saying that I find either of them especially remarkable to look at any more, what I am saying is that I would watch Paris Hilton in a lesbian scene. And so would you.

You're right.  I would.  And then I would carve out my eyes with a spork. 

Damn curiosity. 

[Father Demon]

8 Manliest Drinks In The World

8. Rusty Nail
7. Gin and Tonic
6. Scotch and Soda (or just Scotch on the rocks)
5. B&B
4. Gibson
3. Manhattan
2. Martini
1. Old Fashioned

7 Drinks Men Should Never Order

7. It just says mixed drinks, but what it means is yellow/green, blue/red mixed drinks
6. Anything that ends in '-tini' (Appletini, Flirtini, Chocolatini, and so on)
5. Margarita
4. Cosmopolitan ("Cosmo")
3. Mai Tai, Fuzzy Navel, Screwdriver, Alabama Slammer, Sex on the Beach, etc.
2. White Zinfandel
1. Alcopop (Zima, hard lemonade, wine coolers)

I don't really agree with a couple.  I'll drink margaritas occasionally, but only on the rocks. Truthfully, I prefer my tequila straight. But if I want some TQ in my system while having dinner, margaritas are the way to go.  And for #3, I'm pretty sure there is an exception to these when you're on a beach in the islands, or at the hotel pool in the islands, having these drinks brought to you by beautiful, bikini-top clad brown-skinned beauties.

[Father Demon]

Special for Sarge.  How to marry two kinds of hick into one sweet ride.





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[Diomedes]

I don't see anything wrong with margaritas.  And how does Bourbon/Scotch/Whiskey/Tequila/Cognac neat not make #1 manliest?

[methdeez]

Why would Paris be threatened by that?
It would be a whole other round of publicity and fame, whish is what she desperaelt wants, at the cost of what?
People thinking she is slutty? Likes girls?
why would she care?

She already did that super-slutty Carl's Junior commercial, and money means basically nothing to her.
This would make her year.

[ice grillin you]

I don't see anything wrong with margaritas.  And how does Bourbon/Scotch/Whiskey/Tequila/Cognac neat not make #1 manliest?

not a huge margarita fan but not because it isnt manly...altho the el nino margarita at chilis is bangin

rob roy HAS to make the top 3 manliest

[MadMarchHare]

An Old Fashioned is #1?  What the farg?

Watering down bourbon and adding sugar is as manly as Richard Simmons.

[rjs246]

Plus it tastes like leaking ass.

[SunMo]

i didn't see crack juice on that list

[ice grillin you]

^^^^
excellent point



an old fashioned is #1 because its a classic gentlemans drink from the roaring 20's and 30's and remained hugely popular at mens clubs and the like thru the 50's...i dont think they are listing these drinks so much by whats in them as much as how "classic" they are...plus a real old fashioned doesnt have water in it

[Sgt PSN]

7 Drinks Men Should Never Order

7. It just says mixed drinks, but what it means is yellow/green, blue/red mixed drinks
6. Anything that ends in '-tini' (Appletini, Flirtini, Chocolatini, and so on)5. Margarita
4. Cosmopolitan ("Cosmo")
3. Mai Tai, Fuzzy Navel, Screwdriver, Alabama Slammer, Sex on the Beach, etc.
2. White Zinfandel
1. Alcopop (Zima, hard lemonade, wine coolers)

I don't really agree with a couple.  I'll drink margaritas occasionally, but only on the rocks. Truthfully, I prefer my tequila straight. But if I want some TQ in my system while having dinner, margaritas are the way to go.  And for #3, I'm pretty sure there is an exception to these when you're on a beach in the islands, or at the hotel pool in the islands, having these drinks brought to you by beautiful, bikini-top clad brown-skinned beauties.

So men should never order an old fashioned Martini?  Lame.  And farg them.  I'll drink 'em neway.