the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

Blades of Glory.

Is that a gay porn?

[Sgt PSN]

No, that's Holes of Glory.  So I've heard. 

No one picked up on the Saigon whore thing, though, huh?  Losers. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Dirty Work".  A movie I went out and bought within 45 minutes of watching it the first time.


Note to self:  Sex with blow-up doll NOT AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED.

[Sgt PSN]

Well done. 

And it's one of the most hilarious movies ever.  Norm MacDonald = gawd

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

He's so bad at acting, and that's why it works.  I love that movie.

[Sgt PSN]

Artie "Now that we're brothers, this changes things."

Norm "Oh yeah, well how's that?"

Artie "Remember the time in kindergarten when we cut our fingers with rusty cans and became blood brothers?  Well it was kind of pointless because we already were."

Norm "Hey, and remember that time in 5th grade when I looked up your sister's skirt and saw her underwear?  I was looking at my sister's underwear!"

Artie "Remember that time in 12th grade.........when you had sex with her?"

Norm "Aagghh! Enough reminiscing."

[rjs246]

You two need some astroglide?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Fat, fat, fat.  When you're sweatin', marbles come off of your ass!

[Seabiscuit36]

I dislocated my shoulder today, decided to drink it off, but that worked for about an hour.  Went to have it put back in, took forever about 5 hours in total at the hospital.  The doctors and nurses couldnt believe i was acting normal and not screaming about the pain.  Problem is its the second time i've separated it, the last time being 15 years ago.  The doctor said i may need to get pins put in my shoulder to keep it from falling out of socket all the time, anyone ever deal with this?

[Feva]

You shoulda rammed that shtein back in Riggs style and went on about your business.

[Seabiscuit36]

You shoulda rammed that shtein back in Riggs style and went on about your business.

i actually tried, then i stopped after one attempt since i remembered that thats a movie, and i didnt want to tear ligaments

[Feva]

Quam.

[Seabiscuit36]

hahaa...  The only good thing was i got all types of legal drugs today. 

[Father Demon]

By Lang Whitaker, SI.com

Sometimes it's bad design, sometimes it's just plain age, but at some point, most stadiums must go. City officials in Miami this week asked for permission to demolish the Orange Bowl Stadium. The former home of five Super Bowls, with the University of Miami moving their home games to Dolphin Stadium, the Orange Bowl no longer has a full-time tenant. Besides, the Orange Bowl is now 70 years old, which in stadium years is like being 140 years old. As the Orange Bowl bites the dust, here are five more stadiums or arenas that need to be retired.

1. Giants Stadium: It's actually not that elderly, having been built in the mid-'70s, but it has a few things working against it. For one, it's in the middle of nowhere, and there's no subway stop anywhere nearby. It also juggles the Jets, Giants and New York Red Bulls, so the field is often marked up with random graphics.

2. Izod Center: Since we're in Jersey already, let's look across Route 3 to the Brendan Byrne Ar...er, the Continental Airlines Ar...er, the Izod Center! This place has changed names more than Diddy, but the interior remains the same drab home for the Nets. My friend Russ once compared being inside the Izod Center to being inside a refrigerator. No wonder the Nets are heading for Brooklyn.

3. The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome: Yes, it's named after our former Vice President, but even they he had a term limit. The Metrodome's been around for 25 years now, and it's managed to remain outdated and completely unpleasing to the eye for the entire time. Also, too much plastic, from the ceiling to the right field wall.

4. The Alamodome: This indoor arena used to be the home of the San Antonio Spurs, who played home games with a huge curtain closing off the stands. But now the Alamodome has no regular tenants, other than the Alamo Bowl each winter. Admittedly, it's hard to advocate the demolition of an arena that once hosted the Royal Rumble.

5. The Maracana: It used to hold nearly 225,000 people, but this stadium in Brazil now tops out attendance around 95,000. It's the biggest stadium I've ever been in, and while recent renovations have reportedly spruced the place up, it's tough to erase the memory of structural problems caused by fan urine.

What stadium or arena would you like to see replaced? Let us know below...

Lang Whitaker is the executive editor of SLAM magazine and writes daily at SLAMonline.com

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si_blogs/scorecard/daily_list/index.html



I'm sure we can come up with others.

My first thought was Joe Lewis Arena when the Wings were playing the Canucks, but that means little to you current East Coasters.

[Sgt PSN]

I didn't realize that the name of the Nets' stadium changed again.  There's certain companies out there that shouldn't be permitted to purchase the naming rights to stadiums and Izod is one of them.