the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

Did you punch him in the face and teabag his mom? 

[hbionic]

I think what's more amazing is that his mom is still alive. How old is that guy?

[phattymatty]

She was ancient, just wrinkles and hair.

[hbionic]

So, she looked totally balls.

[Sgt PSN]

That's why you teabag her.........then you ask passers-by if they can tell the difference. 

[Phanatic]

Also, when I went to Missouri in August...a lot of people kept talking about 'The Ozarks'. I had to breach my pride and ask what it was. I guess its a part of missouri that has lakes in it and people go vacationing in.

Lake of the Ozarks is pretty damn nice.  And huge.  Infact, there's actually more "coastline" in Missouri than all of California.  Several thousand miles of beach going around the lakes if I'm not mistaken. 

Party Coves are the thing on the lake...

http://www.partycovepics.com/

[Sgt PSN]

IGY's going to be pissed

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

IGY's going to be pissed

Proposals to ban saggy pants are starting to ride up in several places.

The writer of that article should kill himself.

[rjs246]

Thank god our government has the time and inclination to pass these necessary laws.

[Sgt PSN]

The terrorists are winning. 

[Phanatic]

cause we keep tripping on our pants?

[Sgt PSN]

No, because we have to pull them up now. 

[Geowhizzer]

Spy chief: China, Russia spying on U.S.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Spying is fun. And sexy.

[Sgt PSN]

Spy chief: China, Russia spying on U.S.

Fine them $500,000 and take away next year's draft picks.