the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

which means hes the male elaine boosler

[SunMo]

well then, i'm glad we sorted all of this out

[MDS]

Do black people tip? Igy? Feva? I've heard the answer is a clear no. Perhaps it's differences in culture. Perhaps I'm being told wrong. Fill me in, kids.

[Diomedes]

Are you serious?

[Feva]

Of course we do.  Tip:

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.


Do Jewish kids who go to Temple smell like wet dog after they go swimming?

[Diomedes]

Last night a brand new motorcycle was parked in front of my house.  A small, beginner's bike..one of those little Honda Rebels.  Great bike for a beginner, if a little underpowered.  Temp tags, etc.  I went to bed.

This morning, as I'm taking my morning dump, wondering if it's true that Jews have horns, I hear the bike fire up.  I look out the window from my perch and lo behold, it's a brand spanking new rider.  Fat woman maybe 40.  She's totally unstable on the bike despite her gargantan hips and low seat/center of gravity.  She's spinning the clutch and wrenching the bars around, totally new to riding.

Attempting to make a U turn from her spot, she ends up sitting perpendicular to the lane of travel, guttering the bike out because she can't clutch.  Finally, she gets going. 

I thought I was going to see her go splat the whole time.

She was wearing sneakers, jeans, a t shirt and a 3/4 helmet.  Sneakers don't cover your ankles, honey.  T shirts don't protect anything.  The skin on your hands doesn't hold up to sliding across asphalt too well either.  If you can barely keep upright, maybe you should suit up proper?

People be stoopid.

[ice grillin you]

welcome to baltimore

[Diomedes]

Baltimore is no different from any other American city in this regard at least.

[Yeti]

I heard black people don't tip because they have a lower center of gravity.

[Diomedes]

B-

[ice grillin you]

black people dont tip because for 300 years they were bringing food to the table for other people and all they got in return was impregnation by rape

[phattymatty]

even men.

[Diomedes]

black people dont tip because for 300 years they were bringing food to the table for other people and all they got in return was impregnation by rape

is that why they don't pay the rent, too?  or work? 

[Rome]

Hello Dear,

After having gone through your profile,I prayed and decided to confide in you for this simple and sincere business bearing in mind that one has to take some risks at times to survive trial times.

I am Miss Zaina Abubaka of Sierra Leone 21yrs of age.The only daughter to the late Dr yousouf Abubaka of Sierra leone of the Western Part of Africa who was a very wealthy Gold and Diamond dealer. My father was assasinated by unknown gun men after his return trip from Europe with my Mother.All the police efforts to track down the assasins of my late Father and mother has not been succesful,Hence I decided to flee to a neighbouring country where I have  since as a refugee seeking asylum in a refugee camp there in Abidjan,Cote d Ivoire.

Meanwhile,Before the death of my parents,My late father told me that He deposited a truck box containing U.S $ 17.2 M Dollars with a security company in Abidjan,Cote d Ivoire where I am residing now.I have gone to the office of the security company with the certificate of the deposit of this consignment and with the agreement that my late father entered with this company to verify that this consignment is still there but the agreement states that I would need the assistance of a foreign partner who will claim this truck box on my name since I am still under-age.

This is why I am seeking your assistance to enable me front you as my appointed foreign partner who will assist me in claiming this box from this company.The security company does not know that this deposited box contains money because my late father registered and tagged it as family valuables and art works for security reason.Therefore,you are to keep the top secret of this transaction until this truck box is finally released and delivered to you. I am therefore seeking your kind assistance in the following ways:

(1) To provide me with your detailed personal information which includes,Your full names,Contact address and your Telephone and fax numbers so that I can submit it to the security company authorising them to recognise and lift this consignment to you as my guardian

(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 21years if delivered to your address pending on my arrival to your country for the continuation of my education and investment in your own area of choice since I am still a novics in the buisness world

(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

Moreover,Dear, I am willing to offer you 25 % of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful release and delivery of this box to your nominated address and 5% for any expenses that might be incurred during the process of this transaction making it 25% of the total  Furthermore,I want you to indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14) days you signify interest to assist me. I assure you that this buisness is 100% risk free as I will forward all the necessary and legal documents backing up this transaction and making it legitimate to you as soon as I hear from you.

Furthermore,The company assured me that you do not need to travel.

Thanks and remain bless.

Best regards,   

Miss Zaina Abubaka

I wrote back that if she gave me 100% I'd go through with the deal.

[mussa]

got my paintball gun today and set up some barriers last week. gonna get down this weekend...w00t