the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Wingspan]

Dear Mr Principal,

I totally disagree with everything you school teaches and stands for, and I will not take it. Who do I make the check out to?

Signed,
Mr Flip Flop

[ice grillin you]

5 Million Free Slurpees At 7-Eleven® 
 
No. 1 Convenience Retailer To Serve Free Slurpee® Drinks, Beverages, Snacks on 7-11 Day 
 
Dallas, TX, July 7, 2003 - Friday is July 11, but at 7-Eleven, Inc. (NYSE: SE), it's better known as 7-11 Day, and the day the world's No. 1 convenience retailer celebrates its birthday. This year is no different. To celebrate its 76th birthday in 2003, participating 7-Eleven® stores across America plan to serve more than 5 million free Slurpee® drinks and samples of several tasty new products while supplies last this Friday. An extra big bash is planned at a north side Chicago store, where the company will celebrate the milestone of opening 25,000 stores.

[Rome]

You have a daughter in a catholic school. This catholic school girl has a father who is instilling an anti-religion message into her. Breeding rebellion.

I think I've seen this movie on my computer. More than once. I like the way it ends.

[rjs246]

Awful picture, hilarious quote.

the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

[mussa]

hahahahahahaha

[rjs246]

The Cosmic Jewish Zombie bit is my favorite.

[SunMo]

i like it...but Jesus v Ghostbusters gets nothing?

[NGM]

i like it...but Jesus v Ghostbusters gets nothing?

I laughed quite a bit, I just didn't realize you needed positive reinforcement. 

[SunMo]

i'm feeling self conscious today

love me

[NGM]

NGM loves ya MoeyCakes.

[Rome]

MoeyCakes.

Holy farg, man.

That may very well be the gayest thing ever written. 

[ice grillin you]

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla.  —  Two teenagers were accused of gang raping a woman and forcing her 12-year-old son to join in the attack, then beating him and pouring cleaning solution into his eyes.

Authorities allege Avion Lawson, 14, and Nathan Walker, 16, were among a group of about 10 masked suspects who forced their way into the woman's apartment in a crime-ridden housing project the night of June 18.

The two were being held without bail Friday on suspicion of armed sexual battery by multiple perpetrators, sexual performance by a child, armed home invasion and aggravated battery. Both were arrested this week, but formal charges had not been filed.

"Any rape case is horrible but this takes it to another level, something you can't think of even in your worst dreams," police spokesman Ted White said.

According to the police report, a man knocked on the woman's door at about 9 p.m. and told her he had a flat tire. The mother and son, whom police have not identified, went outside and were ambushed by a group of gun-wielding suspects.

The victims told police they were forced back into their home and beaten and sexually assaulted. According to authorities, the men raped, sodomized and beat the woman, then forced her son to participate in the assault at gunpoint, making him have sex with his mother in front of them.

The boy was then beaten and had numerous household cleaning liquids poured into his eyes, according to the police report.

The suspects also stole a few hundred dollars worth of cash and jewelry, White said.

White said more arrests were pending, but he would not say if authorities had identified additional suspects. The teens in custody were not cooperating, but Lawson confessed to taking part in the attack, White said. Walker has denied involvement, White said.

DNA evidence in a condom found in the victims' home linked Lawson to the crime, police said. Investigators also say they found a palm print belonging to Walker at the scene.

The victims did not suffer life-threatening injuries and have been released from the hospital, White said.

"They're going through the county victim services for counseling," he said.

Lawson lived in Dunbar Village, the hardscrabble project where the attack occurred. Walker was apparently visiting a friend there, White said.

Authorities believe the suspects all knew each other from the neighborhood, but they don't think they knew the victims directly.

Prosecutors have 21 days from the time a suspect is arrested to formally file charges. Lawson was arrested Tuesday. Walker was arrested Thursday.

A call to Lawson's public defender was not immediately returned. It was not known if Walker has an attorney.

[Seabiscuit36]

Thats freaking horrible IGY

[NGM]

MoeyCakes.

Holy farg, man.

That may very well be the gayest thing ever written. 

"Sugar Sun Mosley?"

[MadMarchHare]

Thats freaking horrible IGY

Throw these iceholes into general confinement....it will sort itself out pretty quickly.